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15 Dec 2010

The Family Guy Trilogy is Complete — Now Watch (Most of) It For FREE!

So if you’re a television watcher, you probably watch Family Guy.  It’s boundary-pushing, inappropriate, un-PC, crude and insensitive — basically all the qualities you want to cultivate in your own life.  I knew a douchebag a couple years ago who loved the show, which made me not want to watch

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15 Dec 2010

DIY Test Tube Spice Rack

Listen, I’m not just a broke-ass because I have no money. I’m a broke-ass on principle. For example, this is rad: I want it. I don’t even cook, and I want it. It’s also $165. I refuse to pay money (especially three figures) for something I can just do myself

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15 Dec 2010

FREE Zinester’s Guide to NYC Non-Denominational Cookie Swap

Baked goods are the best part of any holiday, especially cookies from the winter holidays. While all Christmas and Chanukkah cookies are delicious, it’s important to have variety. Making your grandma’s signature snickerdoodles is pretty awesome, until you’ve been eating them for every meal for three days. Instead of eating

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14 Dec 2010

FREE Cocktails, Food, and Entertainment at City Hall

This sounds like a pretty awesome FREE event.  It’s almost too good to be true.  Luckily this is San Francisco, so magical things do happen on a daily basis.  Check out this press release.  Sorry I’m just cutting and pasting it but I’m swamped with work today: THE WORLD TREE

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14 Dec 2010

Broke-Ass Guide to Being Sick

I am sick. It sucks. I feel like I have been thoroughly bitch slapped by whatever demon virus has invaded my body and after three days of quarantine, I see no signs of relief. Pity me now, please. The first day I started to feel it coming on, I hit

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14 Dec 2010

Bear Hands Rock/Jam/Groove at Bowery Ballroom

The Brooklyn indie scene is dominated by electro outfits looking to make quick cash from free software on their laptops. While their aesthetic can be admirably DIY, their sound more often than not comes off as POS. Every now and then, though, a band comes along unafraid to sit behind

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14 Dec 2010

This Week’s Music Picks: FREE and Affordable!

I was standing in line today behind two old ladies. I mean, really old ladies. I mean, so many wrinkles you can barely see their eyes old. And one of them said in her thick New York accent: ‘œI went to see Burlesque and that Christina Agoraphobia is such a

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14 Dec 2010

Van Leeuwen: An Ice Cream For All Seasons

Perhaps you might be familiar with Van Leeuwen because of their ubiquitous trucks at music festivals and on Bedford Avenue during the summer. Perhaps you didn’t know, however, that they have a permanent location in Greenpoint, very close to the Nassau G stop and Bedford L stop. Maybe you also

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