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03 Feb 2011

Tonight: A Night of Drinks and Debauchery with Broke-Ass Stuart

Aw shit. It’s come to this. I’m back in Brooklyn and because of that we have to party together. That’s just kinda what happens. So to celebrate Chinese New Year, Black History Month and Broke History Month, we’re throwing down tonight! There’s gonna be live music, DJs stand up comedy,

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03 Feb 2011

FREE Movie Screening at Angelika

So, have you heard of this movie called Home? It’s a documentary from French photojournalist Yann Arthus-Bertrand who, with his crew, flew around in a helicopter taking aerial pictures of different regions in over fifty countries for eighteen months. Why, you ask? To very tangibly show the biological inter-dependency (there’s

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31 Jan 2011

SAG Red Carpet

Yayyy Yayy it’s awards show season yayy!! We all care so much! Let’s get down to brass fucking tacks, shall we? Who looked good and who looked not good?  Begin! Natalie Portman Okay Natalie. I thought your Golden Globes dress sukked. Like, people I’m friends with liked it, but I

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31 Jan 2011

Get Lost in Junk at Green Village

Thrifting in New York can easily be a matter of air quotes and snide remarks. “Thrift” stores tend to try to pass off some used t-shirts at $40 a pop and tell you that it’s a total steal. Dude, did someone sweat in it before? Don’t care if it was

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31 Jan 2011

Straight and To The Point: 50 Really Short Plays Tonight in SF!

One thing that I hate about myself is that I always talk too much, and go on too long about things I care about. It’s consistently been a problem throughout my life — it’s what always got me sent to the principals office, what always makes that awkward moment the

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31 Jan 2011

Worst Makeup for Making Out

D’ya ever notice the irony of sometimes when you paint yourself all up to go on a date that once you actually start “getting on with it”, so to speak, that it just winds up smearing all over your face and then you look in the mirror and you’ve morphed

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30 Jan 2011

Meet the Best Bacon Cheeseburger on Divis at KK Cafe

ATTENTION VEGANS/VEGETARIANS!!  This post is NOT for you.  Why?  Because I will be expounding upon the delicious, tantalizingly meaty goodness of the bacon at KK Cafe, specifically as it applies to a beefy, 1/2 pound burger, and the last thing I want you to do is throw up the kale

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30 Jan 2011

For the Noobs: 5 NYC Events To Say “No” To

When you first move to New York, you obviously want to get a lay of the land, meet some new people, and not be a wet blanket, generally. But, like, sometimes you just have to say no. Sometimes you really should be saving money and not pretending that being slowly

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