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Should You Tell Your Kids You are a Broke-Ass?
We want our children to enjoy their childhood and really believe that the world is made up of cupcakes and lollipops as a means to protect their innocence. Some parents bend over backwards to try and maintain this image for their children when it comes to finances. This is a
Broke-Ass Graduation Guide
What the fuck are you gonna do with your life now? Happy Graduation! Now what the hell are you going to do with your life? A few of my degenerate friends just graduated college. Here’s some advice as to how to survive in the “real world” after completing whatever useless
Funk Punk Soul Night at Grant & Green Saloon
Funk. Punk. Soul. Night. This Tuesday, June 14th, come out to Grant & Green Saloon in North Beach for what is sure to be one groovy show. Punk Funk Mob, a local Bay Area band, is an interesting combination of punk rock and funk that will satisfy the need to
Funk Punk Soul Night at Grant & Green Saloon
Funk. Punk. Soul. Night. This Tuesday, June 14th, come out to Grant & Green Saloon in North Beach for what is sure to be one groovy show. Punk Funk Mob, a local Bay Area band, is an interesting combination of punk rock and funk that will satisfy the need to
Free Bowling Happy Hour at Brooklyn Bowl This Summer
The Bowl is bursting with other fun too, which I specifically enjoy in the form of their very delicious large margaritas and their “Rock and Roll Fries” made with Gravy, Cajun Spice, Provolone and Cheddar, as well as other fine offerings from the famous Blue Ribbon Restaurants. DJ Questlove brings
The Folk Revival Takes Brooklyn for the Third Time
Are you tired of electronica, metal, hip-hop, free jazz, bebop, noise music, classic rock, indie-rock, and everything else that mankind has created after the end of prohibition? Are you so tired of society, technology and the future that you don’t have a cell phone? Do you write on a typewriter,
Win Two FREE Tickets to NOISIA Friday Night!
Some lucky broke-ass is about to win two FREE tickets to see NOISIA, FREQ NASTY and KNIGHT RIDERZ performing live at 1015 Folsom tomorrow night, Friday, June 10th. Could it be you? To get your chance to enter, respond with an email including your name and contact info to contests@brokeassstuart.com! Bass
Eat Cheap for Charity with $1 Slices and More TONIGHT
GIMME PIZZAAAAA! P-I-Z-Z-A! Even the Olsen Twins can’t resist a good slice and tonight, just $1 will get you one from NYC’s most famous pizzerias at Slice Out Hunger. Lombardi’s, DiFara’s Artichoke, Grimaldi’s John’s of Bleeker, Joe’s, and more have joined together to raise money for City Harvest, New York’s