Eat & Drink

Land Ho! Staten Island and New Asha
During sunsets, when tourists are in town, when you find yourself wanting something more, when you just want to drink on public transportation legally, there is a boat in the distance following the ray of light that trials along the water from Manhattan to Staten Island. My friend, that is

How to Be Broke: The Upside of Being Unemployed
The worst part of about looking for work is the days in between. You have no idea how long your money is going to have to last, you have no idea when you can expect to work again and you silently curse every tiny expenditure that you made back when

Tonight: Music that You Crave
Looking for something different to do tonight? Check out Music that You Crave, a part of Indie Thursdays at Lookout SF in the Castro. This is perfect if you are indecisive – as there are four different indie parties going on at the same time! Choose the music that suits

FREE Ice Cream and Body Chocolate at Babeland Today
Have you eaten an ice cream cone lately and thought, “I wish there was someone in a vulva costume here.” Today, Babeland is granting your wish. They’re already the nicest, most well-stocked store in the city for all your sex toy and lube needs, and they’re doubling their awesomeness by

Help Sick Children with FREE Pizza at Carmine’s II
When Carmine’s II opened, they built every ninja turtle’s dream: a pizza garden. While it’s not quite as magical as pizza growing on trees, eating Carmine’s already bangin’ pizza in a vine-covered garden is a close second. Tonight, they’re fufiling every Broke-ass ninja turtle or wanna be ninja turtle’s dream

Northside Market Opens Today! Brooklynites and AC Lovers Rejoice!
So apparently markets are the new $2 PBR of Brooklyn, and I am 100% okay with that. Taking cues from the success of predecessors like Brooklyn Flea and most recently, Smorgasburg, Northside Market knows what the borough likes and is opening a summer-only indoor market in Williamsburg starting today, Saturday

Cheap, Dirty Trix
Oh Dirty Trix, with your whiskey breath and red lipstick, how you hold a special place in my heart. That was my not so clever attempt at conveying Dirty Trix as an ever so classy lady. Anyhow, this place is great. What you should notice initially is the great group

Poor Man’s King Feast
My friend Matt showed me this restaurant a few years ago, back when I was really broke. That means, basically, living in a crawl space, surviving off food stamps and having little to no spending money. But the poor still need a few quality pastimes. For example: going to the