This post is sponsored by the fine folks at Brondell.  The San Francisco company that makes the best bidets in the business.   This is a tale of love, betrayal and ultimate glory.  Our (not-so) young, but certainly broke and beautiful Knight, Sir Stuart, embarks on a journey to discover himself

The ‘Comedian You Should Know’ series highlights funny people performing in San Francisco. We’d like to give some dedicated press to people who make us laugh in the city.  He’ll be at the Punch Line July 21st and 22nd opening for Sam Tripoli. Torio killed a bunch of people in a basement

Yeah we went there, we tracked down the 10 worst places to get a burrito in San Francisco. Hours worth of data collection, dozens of interviews with food experts and drunks allowed us to compile the totally unbiased, indisputable, MASTER LIST of the absolute worst burritos in San Francisco CA city limits. Nate Silver, Anna Maria Barry-Jester, and Five Thirty Eight…eat your hearts out.

Our Kinda Late Show w/ Broke-Ass Stuart guest used her love of Benedict Cumberbatch, photoshop, and hilarity to create something that would make anyone smile. We bring you the Benedict Catbatch Tumblr by Bonnie Burton

Ok…so the deed is done. You’ve heard all the ways to avoid getting too sick before and while drinking alcohol, and you’ve fucked them all up. You haven’t eaten anything, the only water you drank all day is the backwash you accidentally swallowed from your toothpaste, and all you’ve been

Rad Upcoming SF Events Tito Puente Jr. THU. 07/02 | 7:30PM @ YOSHI’S OAKLAND The comparison is inevitable. How could it be otherwise? Tito Puente Jr. carries his father with him – imprinted on his physical being and locked in his soul. It’s in his looks, his joy, his music.

This Post is sponsored by our friends at Membo, hooking you up with discounts and experiences at the best places in Hayes Valley, for free, and donating $1 to neighborhood charities for every person that signs up using the brokeassstuart link This story is not for the faint of heart or the

Rad Upcoming SF Events Azúcar Con Aché THU. 06/18 | 6:00PM @ YERBA BUENA GARDENS A sizzling multicultural salsa group with members hailing from Cuba, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, and the United States. ADMISSION: FREE SF City Hall Centennial Celebration FRI. 06/19 | 6:00PM – 11:00PM @ SAN FRANCISCO CITY HALL