Comedy

11 Feb 2016

I’m Too Fuckin Old for EDM Festivals…and so are you

Adding to the list of events nowhere near Levi Stadium but christened “super bowl events”: Super City 50 EDM cluster fuck fest 2016! I spent my Saturday night bumping around this event. First off dear reader, you may be offended at the title; too bad, reality is a cold hard

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11 Feb 2016

Feminists to Auction Off Bachelors for Planned Parenthood

Female comedians are selling off live male bachelors at a Valentine’s weekend comedy event that will have you snort-laughing while raising money for Planned Parenthood. Enter the Matriarchy, A Valentine’s Day Celebration provides anti-patriarchal Valentine’s hilarity with SF’s funniest female comedians featuring Kate Willett and Rachel Lark, and auctioning off

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08 Feb 2016

Why Small Talk Cheapens Your Life

Putting on a facade and feigning interest in something as mundane as the weather so as to avoid being vulnerable is what we’ve learned to do

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08 Feb 2016

5 Reasons Building a City on Rock & Roll is a Terrible Idea

“We Built This City (on Rock & Roll)” by Starship is hands down one of the worst songs of all time. I know you’re gonna say “that’s just your opinion man” but really, the song is so bad that pregnant women shouldn’t be allowed to listen to it because it

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05 Feb 2016

Burlesque Brunch Serves Legs and Eggs at Their Finest

There is no better way to waste your Sunday early than with bottomless mimosas, and there is no better way to enjoy those than with topless burlesque honeys. That’s what gets served up weekly at Burlesque Brunch, a new recurring Sunday morning burlesque event at PianoFight brought to you by the

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03 Feb 2016

We’ve got tickets to Donnell Rawlings @ Cobb’s Comedy Club!

  Donnell Rawlings is an overnight success a decade in the making. You’ve seen him on Comedy Central’s award winning and critically celebrated “Chappelle’s Show” as “Ashy Larry,” the 70’s jheri curled “Beautiful,” and numerous other characters he’s played. Donnell is the franchise player Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan wanted

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30 Jan 2016

Super Bowl Statue Vandalism Finally Gets Pornographic

It was only a matter of time until someone turned all this Super Bowl statue vandalism into something delightfully adolescent. As you recall, earlier this week we ranked the vandalized Super Bowl statues. There were some pretty great ones, no doubt, but none of them had yet ventured into the

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28 Jan 2016

Vandalized ‘Super Bowl 50’ Statues, Ranked

What are the best vandalism jobs thus far performed on the Super Bowl 50 statues erected all over San Francisco? Unless your name is Mayor Ed Lee, you’re up in arms over these ugly-ass, taxpayer-funded, expensive-but-cheaply-produced Super Bowl 50 statues foisted on our otherwise-lovely city by a profiteering third-party outdoor

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