Last Friday I turned 30, so of course, I got drunk and ate like shit. Since it wasn’t on my tab, I didn’t drown in Stroh’s and Canadian Club this time, instead, I killed my liver in a fancier way with Ghettoblaster and Grass Widow. Either way, I still had

Ah sweet sweet summertime! Beaches, parks, shorts, and of course drinking outdoors! And there is no place finer to enjoy a clandestine cocktail than the beautiful East Bay. Take my hand, let me show you some places to crack some brews near nature. Morcom Rose Garden Roses are red —

On a dark street, and in an even darker club in Oakland, there are arranged fights happening for money. And these Oakland warriors are not playing basketball, they’re body slamming, clothes lining, and diving from turnbuckles in full character and costume, to delight of a fanatic crowd. The first Friday of each

It was only a matter of time. Ever since Pokemon Go launched a couple days ago everyone on the internet, and off, has gone completely batshit crazy about it. So it only makes sense that there’s a Pokemon Go Pub Crawl happening in San Francisco on Wednesday, July 20th. What

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Appetizer Passport. There’s no better way to explore a place than with your mouth! This passport is amazing, you get a free appetizer at 22 fantastic SF restaurants when you buy something of equal or greater value. It honestly doesn’t get much better than that.

Aww, Summer. A favorite time of the year, for it is socially accepted, nay, encouraged to drink outside in as little of clothing as possible. To help aid you in this glorious quest, I offer a list of some of the best patios is Oakland(ish) area to get your ass

Wine is justifiable on any night when the bottle costs less than $5, and the modern cheap wine renaissance offers many outstanding varietals. “Varietals” is the word you use when you’re trying to make it sound like you care more about artisan wine snobbery than you care about getting drunk.

“So you’re Mark?” a guy I didn’t know said to a guy I was talking to. “I know we’ve met before.” “I don’t think we have,” he replied, “since my name’s Peter.” “I don’t know why I didn’t remember that,” the first guy said, embarrassed. “You have to hear the