Booze

A Huge List of Things To Do If Your Friends Are At Burning Man
Burning Man is going on and you’re not going. But don’t trip! Turns out nightclubs are still having club nights, stores are open regular hours and tons of wack events are scheduled in the Bay Area from August 28 – September 5. The Broke-Ass Borg has your itinerary covered

Elbo Room’s Closing Date Finally Announced
OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! While we’ve all known for a few years now that the Elbo Room will be closing sometime soonish, word came down officially that the lease expires January 1st, 2018 and shortly afterwards

When a Well Loved Business Owner Moves Out of SF
This post is brought to you by the fine people at Noodle Me. Stop by for lunch and get your slurp on. We’re sitting in The Pub, a barbecue joint right below Ghirardelli Square. Just outside the window, Aquatic Park bustles with tourists gawking at all the colorful street performers,

Doc’s Clock Has Been Saved!
Back in February we broke the unfortunate news that Doc’s Clock would be closing once their lease was up in 2017. Everyone was pretty sad about that since it’s such a wonderful bar. I’ve personally had a long loving relationship with it for over a decade. But today there is good

We’re sending you to Thirsty Bear’s 20th anniversary soiree!
ThirstyBear Organic Brewery celebrates its 20th Anniversary with 24 of its favorite local breweries; homegrown foot-stompin’ bluegrass string band, The Brothers Comatose; and a live performance by SF Flamenco Dance Co. on Saturday, August 27, 2016. San Francisco’s celebrated organic brewery hosts its biggest bash ever with unlimited pours of

10 MORE Food & Drinks that Shouldn’t Exist
Perhaps you recall my earlier article titled “10 Food & Drinks that Shouldn’t Exist”. Well lucky for you, the universe hasn’t finished with us yet. It continues to crap out ungodly creations that are theoretically edible.
But point of fact, lots of things are theoretically edible like paper…or humans.

A Scientific Study of Karaoke, Sober to Drunk
tips for maximizing fun while minimizing embarrassment and the worlds’s first psuedo-scientific karaoke study designed to help you imbibe the optimal amount of alcohol for your next karaoke adventure

The Perfect Day in San Francisco
All photos by Molly DeCoudreaux What makes San Francisco so enchanting is that sometimes, just by walking down the street, you can fall into incredible things. Sometimes just by saying “yes” magic happens, and a regular day becomes an incredible one. Every once in awhile though, all the right pieces