Booze
Bay to Breakers Pre-Party – Power Up Before You Get Down
If someone were to invite me to a party that started at 7:00 AM on any other weekend but this, I would probably have to reconsider our friendship. First of all, because they obviously don’t know me well enough to know that I am not a fully functional human being that
Bros Icing Bros: Making Your Friends Drink Smirnoff Ice
Fridays at my office (and I’m assuming all offices) are generally spent counting down the minutes until the weekend officially starts. We typically use alcohol to pass the time over here, but you can only hide so many kegs in a conference room closet that you paid for with a

A Guide to Bay to Breakers Etiquette
Well, friends, it’s that time of year again. The magical weekend in May when the entire 18-45 population of the Bay Area casts off their inhibitions and most/all of their clothes to run through the city streets with a blatant disregard for open container laws as they make their way
Grease 2 Sing-a-long: Worth the Shame?
Via the good folks at Gothamist: As if there’s anything else to say after hearing:Grease 2 Sing-along! Yep, that is happening, this weekend. The 92YTribeca invites you to join in on the fun, saying, “Whether you’re a Pink Lady, a T-Bird, or a geek in the background, you’ll get your
The Return of Thursday Nights at Milk on Haight
It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from our friends over at Epicsauce, but tonight marks the return of their Thursday night cheap booze/local music session at Milk Bar in the Haight. After more than a month off, they’re back with live sets from local acts Tempo No Tempo, Fake Drugs,
Kingdom Grand Opening with FREE Booze and Food
Admittedly, I have put back a beer to calm my nerves before shopping for annoying clothes items. (Annoying because jeans and shoes are more expensive than I want them to be). So Brooklyn Royalty’s new store Kingdom is the best idea I’ve heard in a while. Instead of opening a
Celebrate Your NYC Birthday with a Shit-ton of Freebies
Twenty-nine years ago today, an angel descended from the heavens to bestow upon this earth a boy of unequivocal wit, humor and conceit. You should’ve seen him. Big, bright eyes. Rosy cheeks flush with innocence. A smooth, pinchable ass. And while those first two characteristics have evaded that boy in
BKLYN Yard: Your Ultimate Outdoor Drinking Destination
There’s a lot of things about New York summers I look forward to. The return of free barbecue, outdoor movies, late night bike rides, and mostly importantly, the Yard, BKYLN Yard that is. The name pretty much sums up this Gowanus dance-fest watering hole. While no one can really brag