Booze

Interview With A Stripper
What’s your name? Chloe. Is that your real name? No. “But it’s so normal.” I abhorred the thought of being called something like: Destiny, Jayda, Jade, Peaches, Angelica, Misty, Sapphire, Mercedes, Lexis (who should’ve been called Chevette). Oh and a Spitfire–like a horse! How did you start stripping? I was
What Sex is Like on Different Drugs
Despite what Mr. Garrison says, not all drugs are bad. But sex on certain drugs is absolutely terrible and sometimes frightening. Trust me, I’ve tried most of them. I’d say “I’ve done the research so you don’t have to” but I have a feeling you will anyways. Check out my

Make Your Own Whiskey at Home
Make your own whiskey at home. Yup, you read that right! I have no idea how I came across this, but the internet is a strange and wonderful and here we are. Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man I hate paying for liquor. I should make my own!” If

5 Essential San Francisco Chinatown Bars
Somebody told me to go see Mama the bartender at the Bow Bow in Chinatown, which were the most enticing words I had heard all week. That Friday I was downing shots of Patron with Mama amongst a sea of pistachio shells as beautifully terrible karaoke blared in the background.
We’ve got the hookup on tickets for the Cider Summit at The Presidio!
SBS Imports and the Seattle Beer Collective are pleased to announce the return of their successful Cider Summit festival to The Presidio in San Francisco, CA. The third annual Bay Area event will take place at the Civil War Parade Ground in the Presidio, adjacent to the Main Post. “We

Thieves Caught on Camera Stealing Wallet and Liquor from SF Bar
The folks over at Monarch posted this on Facebook earlier today. Apparently two men gained access to the employee area on Sunday night and stole the wallet of one of the employees as well as a bottle of liquor. If you have any information on who these shitty people are

Man Captures Worst Ferry Ride Ever in Hilarious FB Updates
My buddy Dan Koplowitz has a record label called Friendly Fire Recordings. Most of the bands he deals with are from Scandinavia so he’s always going to music festivals in the Nordic region. Over the weekend he took a ferry from Tallinn, Estonia to Helsinki, Finland. It was an absolute