My stomach has always been a pissy little bitch, and it keeps getting more intolerant as I get older. I can’t eat cake for breakfast like I could when I was 19. The magical combination of grease and salt in bad Chinese food makes me feel like I’m growing a

The other day Live the Lush Life got at me on twitter and because of it I learned a lot.  I learned that A) they existed, B) they have a fuckload more twitter followers than me (ahem…that means you you should totally follow me) and C) that there’s a bunch

Ever find yourself in Clinton Hill on a Monday night? That was precisely the situation I found myself in the other night when a sandwich board on the sidewalk told me about some seriously magical shit happening inside of the building it was in front of. Specifically, this place was

I’ve only recently discovered the importance of a sturdy meal before a night out. There I was at the bar and in walks a mega babe who proceeded to join the group I was with. Once he started yapping, he spit out his words with a British accent which just

Eleventh Street’s disco hive will be holding a special bee dance this Sunday when the Honey SoundSystem celebrates a year of  holding court at the Paradise Lounge. Visiting delegates, Mr. Black NYC will be paying tribute by turning the honey trap into Mr. Black 2033 and promising a futuristic fete

I saw this over at NYC Recession Diary and I thought all of you, my esteemed readers (and by that I mean lousy drunks), would appreciate it. Tonight from 6-10pm there will be an opening recession for the Hard Time Mini Mall, at the Red Truck Gallery.  According to that

Aw shit!  PST is at it again!  This time they are combining two of my favorite things in the whole wide world: FREE booze and soul music.  I know I say this every time, but PST might just be the best party in all of San Francisco.  They consistently do

One Christmas in high school, my cousin, who was six at the time, asked me in her sweet little kid voice if I wanted to play Connect Four. I spaced out for a second while were were playing, and the next thing I knew there were black and red checkers