Arts and Culture

TONIGHT – FREE National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation at La Gringa Taqueria
There was a time… A time before Chevy Chase turned into a dildo. A time before Randy Quaid went totally off his balls. A time when Beverly D’Angelo was still a fox. A time when wholesome families all over America parked their station wagons in the garage on a snowy

FREE Entrance to RAW SF Tonight for all Broke-Ass Stuart Readers
Yup it’s true, just for being a loyal Broke-Ass Stuart reader you get into this rocking party for FREE tonight. All you gotta do is show up and say you’re on the “Broke-Ass Stuart VIP” list and you and a guest will get in for free! Sweet right? Here’s the info

Five Things I Think Are Cool That You May Not
I wouldn’t necessarily refer to myself as quirky, but I do march to the beat of my own drum. Most of the time I live in my own little world and am completely happy with it, especially when I can listen to crap music without being told otherwise. So, with

Urban Nature: Art Exhibit Opening at Blackbird Bar this Saturday
Secession Art & Design is extending their walls and curating prowess to the stylishly rustic Blackbird Bar in the Castro. Eden Stein, owner and curator of Secession, is proud to collaborate with Rob Sakovich in his first solo show featuring his largest collection of fine urban art on Saturday, December

Holiday Indie Mart this Saturday at Speakeasy Brewery
To be honest, this is just cut and pasted this from the press release, but fuck it, I’m busy as shit right now. Sounds pretty rad though. Read below: The Holiday Indie Mart returns for the 5th year to bring you the perfect event for all your holiday shopping and

Wanna Write for BrokeAssStuart.com?
Do you find yourself reading this site and thinking, “I’m young, broke, beautiful, AND I can write better than these chumps!”? If so, now is your time to prove it. We’re currently looking to expand our author pool in San Francisco and New York and we’re hoping that you, our

Portland, You’re a Dirty Little Slut
Some dude who is probably leaving Portland after a one-year stand. Portland, my little city of dreams. I love you so much. Everyone claims to love you so much. Your dreary grey skies make for pretty poetry and days full of coffee and booze and strip clubs and cheap, delicious

FREE Pros(e) Anthology Release Party TODAY at Happy Endings
Red Umbrella Diaries is back with its monthly installment at Happy Endings in the Lower East Side! After prepping some former and current sex workers’ writing skills through the RedUP’s Becoming Writers Workshop, the RedUP group is ready to celebrate their graduation as writers who can now articulate their own