This is a portion of an op-ed piece that John Lumea wrote yesterday. John is heading the Emperor’s Bridge Campaign, which is trying to name the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge after Emperor Norton. You can read the entire op-ed piece  here. Tomorrow morning on Treasure Island, the California NAACP together with

Commune SF is 2/12 at the Elbo Room starting at 9 PM! WTF is Commune? It’s a movement of artists, designers, musicians and people that take a stand against tobacco corporations, their practices and their presence in the scene. Commune takes this stance by being pro-local, so each month, a

*I’m talking to myself, too. Aloha, ladies and gentlemen. It’s been a while, I know, omg whatever, but I’m still in LA and it’s almost been a whole year – a thought that has this kind of effect on me where I’m like “Trippy, man” but also “Not-so-trippy, man” because everything

Drunk people do drunk people things. That’s pretty much the best way to describe what working in a bar is like. There are a lot of really great aspects to bar work like cash tips, meeting rad new people, getting laid, a flexible schedule  and getting well taken care of

This sounds really rad! to quote them “Jugglers! Fire breathing humans! Bitchy clown models! Witty conversation! Bad wine (or bring your own)! Food on sticks!” I mean, how do you say no to that?  You should go even if you don’t win tickets. All the info is below and the entry form

Hooray for orgasms! Honestly, the world would be a much better place if everyone got off more. This is why I love Good Vibrations! They are all about helping you get to that oh so special place, while being hella sex positive, friendly, and informative. Basically what I’m saying is

I can’t think of a better reason to drink beer! This event sounds amazing. I know it’s a bit pricier than the stuff I normally post about, but if you use the code “brokeassstuart” you get $5 off! Or you can just click here for the discount. So please support

Ahhhh…It feels really good to finally have kicked those New Year’s Resolutions to the curb doesn’t it? I’m really glad we were able to help you do that. I mean, I feel like we really shared something, hell maybe we did. The end of the night is a little hazy.