Advice

06 Oct 2016

The 2016 Broke-Ass Stuart Voter Guide

Major thanks to Stephen Torres for doing the research and putting all this together! Boo!  Chilling October greetings, dear broke-asses.  As the veil between the two worlds begins to lift, frights abound: stirrings in the shadows, shrieks and cackles, blondes sipping pumpkin spice in Uggs, and just as the departed

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Drunk Kermit
06 Oct 2016

How To Get Drunk When You’re Broke (The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly)

As a female, blacking out is one of the scariest things that can happen. It’s only happened to me once (in my defense, I was in New Orleans during Mardi Gras,) and waking up in a strange place not knowing how I got there bothered me to the point that

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06 Oct 2016

Halloween Horrorscopes: Your Best Costume To F*ck In

This Post is brought to you by the fine folks at Good Vibrations, a diverse, sex positive retailer providing high-quality products. and non-judgmental, accurate sex information. The moment the calendar flips from September to October costume anxiety hits like a ton of god damn bricks! What to be? What not to be?

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05 Oct 2016

Places & Things to Burn When the SF Giants Win The World Series Again

*Warning.  This post is satire.  It lampoons the past behavior of idiots who’ve disrespected our city by destroying things in times of celebration. It also acknowledges the fact that the SF Giants have been the absolute best team in baseball in the last decade.  Go Giants!  And now back to the list of things

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04 Oct 2016

How To Crash All The Best Dreamforce 2016 Parties For Free

Open bar and appetizers paid for by Corporate America await you all week as Dreamforce 2016 swallows up SoMa and downtown (Oct. 4-7). The world’s largest software conference is also the world’s largest party-crashing opportunity, with oodles of cash-negative startups throwing insanely opulent parties all over our fair city. Here’s

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04 Oct 2016

Mmmm, A Short List of Dope Food, Beer, and Wine Pairings

Looking for a quick list of some of the best—beer, wine & food —pairings? This shortlist of perfect pairings is designed to cut through the clamor and give you a boost of inspiration

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Fuck Cancer
03 Oct 2016

What it’s Like Dating Someone with Cancer

What’s loving someone with cancer like? It sucks. It totally sucks, but you need to man (or woman) the fuck up because it sucks way worse for them. Nobody wants, or asks, for cancer to be in their lives and that’s the one thing you need to realize if you end

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30 Sep 2016

Trump’s Twitter Rant Shows Why He Can’t be President

Trump took to Twitter at around 2am (PST)  this morning, in order to attack the credibility of a former beauty pageant contestant.  The same woman he famously called “Miss Piggy” years ago. If you watched Monday’s Presidential debate you know that Hillary brought up Trump’s history with former Miss Universe Alicia

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