Advice

How to Pickup Sailors at Fleet Week
Some of you hate Fleet Week with a passion. But others of you will passionately seek out “the D” at Fleet Week SF our annual celebration of loud planes, terrified housepets and attractive, buff sailors who claim to be unmarried. This article is for those of you who seek the D. There

Let’s Throw Memorials for Friends While They’re Still Alive
This originally appeared in my Broke-Ass City column for the SF Examiner. There’s a scene in the movie “Empire Records,” where all the record store employees hold a funeral for Deb, even though she’s still alive. Earlier in the movie, Deb had tried to kill herself. So her friends and

The Museum of Office Supplies is Coming to San Francisco
Oh what a glorious time to be alive! Now you and your friends can take stunning, Instagram worthy pictures of yourselves holding brilliant, hand crafted, office supplies.

Everybody Gets a Kaepernick “Take the Knee” Shirt!!
Wanna stay up on all the free shirts we give out? Make sure to follow on Instagram and subscribe to the email list! Colin Kaepernick is a hero. His silent protest against the centuries of violence perpetrated by police, against communities of color, is one the most significant statements of

Finding the Perfect Dad Restaurant
My dad, by all accounts, is a great dad. He knows how to work on cars, loves war documentaries, and has perfectly corny dad jokes (I recently told him I saw a Bald Eagle in the wild and he told me, without missing a beat, to ask if its head

New Dating Trends We Hate
By Rachel Fogletto Every time you turn around there seems to be a new and terrifying dating trend that poses a brand new risk to the modern single person’s psyche. The real bad news is that none of this is actually new at all, and people have been treating each

Why You Should NOT Buy an iPhone 8
There is a new iPhone going on sale today, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September. But people, you should not buy the new iPhone 8 just because there is a new iPhone 8. Oh, I’m sure you’ll just die

Rally Announced to Demand Justice for Bubbles
In the early morning of Saturday September 9th, Anthony Torres (aka Bubbles) was shot and murdered in the Tenderloin, rocked the nightlife and the queer community of San Francisco. I wrote this eulogy to him that summed up his important to The City. As today, over ten days later, while