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San Francisco’s Biggest Homeownership Secret: Below Market Rate Housing
Most San Franciscans have no idea that they qualify to own their own home! I’m not talking miles outside of the city in suburban child factory land, but in San Francisco proper! A portion of all new construction in San Francisco, currently a minimum of 12%, is required by law to be sold as price

Why Art Incubators, Not Tech Incubators, Might be Just the Thing San Francisco Needs
The bay area has managed to invest zillions in tech incubators and engineering talent, but what about investing in the artistic talent that makes our city unique, creative, and interesting? Once upon a time this city nourished the likes of Mark Twain, Jack Kerouac, Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, Jack London & the Dead Kennedys. But

Cheap-As-Hell Wednesdays at the Golden Gate Tap Room: $3 Beer and Super Cheap Appetizers!
Every Wednesday will be Cheap-As-Hell Wednesday at the Golden Gate Tap Room! This means that there will be a featured $3 beer and a super cheap appetizer all day!

Which Famous A**holes are Going to Burning Man This Year?
Not going to Burning Man 2014? Congratulations! You will avoid the risk of personally encountering these a**holes. Many prominent a**holes from news, tech and entertainment have already articulated via social media or public commentary that they are inclined to attend the Burning Man festival in 2014. These famous people going

Local Legend Of The Week: Poet and Criminal Janey Smith
We here at BrokeAssStuart.com like to show love to the people who make cities like San Francisco and New York special. That’s why we’ve begun doing a new series called Local Legend of the Week. This is our chance to hip you to some of the strange, brilliant, and unique folks who populate these towns and give them the character that people from around the world have come to love.

Why I Was Ashamed of Listening to Britney Spears
I listen to Britney Spears. I love her. I want to marry her. I want to have her kids. Yes, as a man, I understand that it’s physically impossible to give birth. However, for Britney, I will defy the male anatomy’s limitations in order to give birth to the little

Broke-Ass of the Week: Artist/Musician Thomas Wing aka Blackout Make Out
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.

Wanna Write for BrokeAssStuart.com?
Do you find yourself reading this site and thinking, “I’m young, broke, beautiful, AND I can write better than these chumps!”? If so, now is your time to prove it. We’re currently looking to expand our author pool in New York and we’re hoping that you, our dear and deranged