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6 Most Popular Sex Toys in San Francisco
Straight from the sex toy experts, we found out which toys were selling best in San Francisco
Why Small Talk Cheapens Your Life
Putting on a facade and feigning interest in something as mundane as the weather so as to avoid being vulnerable is what we’ve learned to do

5 Reasons Building a City on Rock & Roll is a Terrible Idea
“We Built This City (on Rock & Roll)” by Starship is hands down one of the worst songs of all time. I know you’re gonna say “that’s just your opinion man” but really, the song is so bad that pregnant women shouldn’t be allowed to listen to it because it

A Veteran’s Affair: How Dealing With the VA is Like Dating a Douchebag
What is the Department of Veterans Affairs to a veteran? It’s a relationship – with the douchiest person we’ve ever dated.
Guest Post by Artist & Veteran Emily Yates

Next Step for the #TackleHomelessness Super Bowl Protest
Remember last week how we got thousands of people out in the streets to for our Tackle Homelessness Super Bowl Protest? And remember how we made #TackleHomelessness trend on twitter. And remember when nearly every major publication in America wrote about it and showed the world the fuckery perpetrated by Mayor

Is Getting a Booty Injection Going Too Far?
The BIG booty is in, our coorespondent breaks down, how much booty, is too much booty

Missing Furry Costume Found by Homeless Woman
This has been quite a week for heroics from the homeless community in San Francisco. First a homeless man helps capture fugitives from Southern California and today I got word that a homeless woman rescued the missing Zarafa costume. If you recall from earlier this week, someone in SoMa burgled

Pro-Rape Men’s Group Cancels International Day of Meetups
Can we get a collective “hell yeah!”? As we reported yesterday a pro-rape men’s group, called Return of the Kings had planned on holding 165 meetings in 43 countries across the world. The decent human beings of the world rose up with a loud “the fuck???” and the international day o douche-ism has been cancelled.