Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.

Our outdoor ceremony was 15-minutes: my mom walked me down the aisle and gave me away because my dad sucks balls, rings exchanged, vows exchanged (I left vows upstairs and was forced to wing it), some bawling, Iron & Wine “Lion’s Mane”, two renditions of Erik Satie’s “Gymnopedia No. 1”,

This sounds really rad! to quote them “Jugglers! Fire breathing humans! Bitchy clown models! Witty conversation! Bad wine (or bring your own)! Food on sticks!” I mean, how do you say no to that?  You should go even if you don’t win tickets. All the info is below and the entry form

Hooray for orgasms! Honestly, the world would be a much better place if everyone got off more. This is why I love Good Vibrations! They are all about helping you get to that oh so special place, while being hella sex positive, friendly, and informative. Basically what I’m saying is

I can’t think of a better reason to drink beer! This event sounds amazing. I know it’s a bit pricier than the stuff I normally post about, but if you use the code “brokeassstuart” you get $5 off! Or you can just click here for the discount. So please support

Ahhhh…It feels really good to finally have kicked those New Year’s Resolutions to the curb doesn’t it? I’m really glad we were able to help you do that. I mean, I feel like we really shared something, hell maybe we did. The end of the night is a little hazy.

Clockwise from left: heart, corn, rocoto The flower of Peru’s glory is at its highest peak of florid magnificence when the traveler steps outside the bounds of urban settlements.  This can be difficult at times; the central yolk of most Peruvian cities is broken here and there and allowed to

A little while ago a friend of mine, the porn star Lexi Love, told me about a game she was helping with called Uncle Don’s Exotic Interludes. I said, “Rad! Can we give away a couple?” And she said “yes!” So that’s exactly what I’m doing. Here’s a little about