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16 Feb 2015

Jocquese Whitfield Teaches Broke-Ass Stuart How to Vogue. Hilarity Ensues.

This video from The Kinda Late Show with Broke-Ass Stuart is hilarious. The brilliant and talented Jocquese Whitfield tries to teach me how to vogue and I fail miserably. Watch and enjoy!

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16 Feb 2015

How to get your dream job through forgery

I like danger and anything I can’t have. My favorite crime is forgery.  It’s a neglected art that we’re taught to be ashamed of.  Before I tutor your first session, here are a few guidelines: The Rules of Forgery. 1st RULE: You do not talk about FORGERY. 2nd RULE:  You DO

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16 Feb 2015

Sex & Candy: The 90’s Alternative Rock, Porno, and Coloring Book Amazing Hour

Color Me Badd had a good long run of 1.5 years, but I gotta change things up and stay fresh. How fresh? 20 years ago fresh! So instead I bring you Sex & Candy: The 90’s Alternative Rock, Porno, and Coloring Book Amazing Hour. Yes, you read that right, it

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16 Feb 2015

Art Professor Critiques the Artwork of Presidents & Dictators

During George W Bush’s presidency he was called many things.  ‘President’, ‘Dictator’, ‘Commander in Chief’ or ‘ War Criminal’.  What is certain is no one ever referred to him as George ‘The Artist’. But in 2013 a hacker broke into the Bush family email accounts and leaked George’s paintings.  The

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13 Feb 2015

Love/Sick: Taylor Swift, I Wish I Knew How To Quit You

  An open letter and part one of Freddie Cosmo’s Love/Sick series running all month long. Dear Taylor, I wish I could apologize for all that I’ve put you through but I can’t do that because I’m not sorry. Love hurts sometimes,T-swizzle. It sucks and it’s hard and it sucks

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13 Feb 2015

Broke-Ass Valentine’s Day Poetry: The Moon of My Life

Lucifer was cast out of heaven; I was cast out of hell The perfect balance between Good and Evil truly rebelled And as he fell for the beautiful Belle, The Beast could illustrate with kisses, visions Words can’t describe Yet it’s written on your skin in invisible ink, I Fell

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13 Feb 2015

FREE Valentine’s Day Weekend Comedy: Fortress of Attitude presents “Comedy is Back” at QED Astoria

You see that video up there? The evil geniuses that make up Fortress of Attitude put that together. And now they’re putting comedy back together tonight in Astoria, Queens. Here’s the info: Are you curious… about the new Fortress of Attitude comedy show at QED Astoria this Friday, February 13?

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13 Feb 2015

Love/Sick: 13 Songs To Get Drunk & Ugly-Cry To For Valentine’s Day

Part 2 of Freddie Cosmo’s “Love/Sick Series” running all month long.   When you crack open that bottle of wine vodka whiskey… Mary J. Blige – I’m Going Down (Welcome to the pity party.) Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart (Misery has RSVP’d.) Kelis – Caught Out There

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