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28 Aug 2016

It’s International Go Topless Day

Besides the fact that I really love boobs, I support International Go Topless Day because it’s absurd that men can go topless whenever they want but women can’t. This is a protest against gender inequality and one in favor of body positivity. Real talk: by definition, there is nothing more

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28 Aug 2016

McDonald’s Gilroy Garlic Fries are “Farm to Fork.”

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM You don’t have to visit AT&T park anymore if you want garlic fries. McDonald’s released their garlic fries onto four locations last year, all of which were in San Jose or Santa Clara. McDonald’s has

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26 Aug 2016

A Huge List of Things To Do If Your Friends Are At Burning Man

  Burning Man is going on and you’re not going. But don’t trip! Turns out nightclubs are still having club nights, stores are open regular hours and tons of wack events are scheduled in the Bay Area from August 28 – September 5. The Broke-Ass Borg has your itinerary covered

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25 Aug 2016

Elbo Room’s Closing Date Finally Announced

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! While we’ve all known for a few years now that the Elbo Room will be closing sometime soonish, word came down officially that the lease expires January 1st, 2018 and shortly afterwards

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25 Aug 2016

Comedian Stroy Moyd Turns Uber Rideshare into a Dating Game Show

Hilarious local comic Stroy Moyd has turned his day job as an Uber Driver into a fly-by-the-seat of your pants dating gameshow. The pilot video is the perfect combination of awkward & funny, it even has a pretty shocking ending.  It’s like if Cash Cab & Singled Out f*cked and

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25 Aug 2016

2016: A Stanley Kubrick Odyssey: Legendary Filmmaker’s Work On Display at CJM

Stanley Kubrick: The Exhibition, currently on display at Contemporary Jewish Museum through Oct 30th, underscores the late filmmaker’s brilliance. As you peruse this comprehensive tribute to the legendary auteur’s life and career, you might find yourself drawn into a small, self-contained room. Inside, scenes from the director’s groundbreaking and still

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24 Aug 2016

When a Well Loved Business Owner Moves Out of SF

This post is brought to you by the fine people at Noodle Me. Stop by for lunch and get your slurp on. We’re sitting in The Pub, a barbecue joint right below Ghirardelli Square. Just outside the window, Aquatic Park bustles with tourists gawking at all the colorful street performers,

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24 Aug 2016

We wanna send you and a friend to see Violent Soho!

Violent Soho are an Australian alternative rock band that was formed in 2004 in the Brisbane suburb of Mansfield, Queensland. The band consists of Luke Boerdam on guitar/vocals, James Tidswell on guitar/vocals, Luke Henery on bass and Michael Richards on drums. Their sound has often been likened to the alternative

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