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This New Literary Magazine is a Gift to the People of San Francisco
I’ve got some awesome news! We received a grant from the Civic Joy Fund to put out a literary magazine celebrating SF and acting to counter the stupid “Doom Loop” narrative. It’s a gift to the people of San Francisco. And after months of working on this project it’s now available

This New Sausalito Restaurant is Ideal for Cycling and Slurping Mussels
Ah…cycling over the Golden Gate Bridge. Threading tourists with selfie sticks and jersey-strapped cyclists over the Pacific Ocean is sort of like if Tron lit up a Fisherman’s Wharf suspended a mile in the sky. Antony and I, on our own fancy-ish bikes with far less dynamic threads, didn’t mind

Best Bay Area Events 7/9-7/29
Celebrate 20 Years of Trumers Pils! Trumer has been proudly brewing Trumer Pils—The World’s Most Awarded Pilsner—in Berkeley for 20 years! Join in celebrating our Anniversary on Saturday, July 13th from 12 – 6 pm! Enjoy live music from Jane Blonde and the Goldfingers, food options from the Taproom

Kanye West Spotted At San Francisco’s Exploratorium
Rapper Kanye West, now known as Ye, and his model wife, Bianca Censori, celebrated the Fourth of July in a unique way by exploring the Exploratorium. According to TMZ, the couple stood out among the usual crowd of schoolchildren and tourists, probably wondering if they’d stumbled into a reality show.

7 San Francisco Staircases You Should Probably Walk Up
San Francisco is thick as fuck. As in it’s got hills, but if any city could be described as having a fat ass, it’s San Francisco. And sometimes when walking the streets of San Francisco, normal sidewalks simply don’t suffice. These staircases not only provide practical solutions for navigating the

⏰ Only 1 Week Left to Get These Mean Pins
There’s only 1 week left to get the pins featuring mean things people have said about me! So join the Broke-Ass Stuart Patreon at $15 or more, right here, to get your pin collection! Check out this fun video I made about the pins: View this post on Instagram A

Support the Roxie Theater by Enjoying the Fraenkel Film Festival!
The festival’s name comes from the Fraenkel Gallery, the venerable Geary Boulevard gallery whose exhibitions explore “photography and its relation to other media.” This year, the gallery celebrates its 45th anniversary by doing this fundraiser festival at the Roxie.

The Darker Side of Pride
The days leading up to Pride weekend were like the drawback of a tidal wave (Pridal wave?). In preparation, we cut two industrial-sized buckets of limes, around three days’ worth. We stacked boxes on boxes of beer and seltzer in the walk-in, evacuating our supplies to higher ground. By Thursday night, we were ready. A coworker and I earned the privilege of clocking out early.