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02 Jan 2019

Mission Thrift Closes For Good After 20 Years

Once upon a time in a land that hasn’t moved but seems so very far away, Werner Werwie was a thrift shop king around here. For decades, he has supplied the city’s frugally fashionable with unique and eccentric duds at well-worn prices. At one point Werwie owned seven thrift stores,

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31 Dec 2018

All The Different “Black Mirror: Bandersnatch” Endings, Ranked

We’ve gone through each outcome and ranked every possible Bandersnatch ending below, along with the steps you need to take to achieve each one. They are pretty awesome.

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27 Dec 2018

The Top 10 Most Read BAS Articles of 2018

Well, it’s that time of year. 2018 is finally almost over and we’re looking back at what a strange and demented year it was. With that in mind I figured it would be a great moment to survey what articles you read most on BrokeAssStuart.com this year. It’s always surprising

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21 Dec 2018

What It’s Like Spending Xmas Alone in NYC

Christmas is fast approaching and, thank god, because at this point images of Mariah Carey singing “Santa Baby” literally project onto the inside of my eyelids when I close them. As tough as hearing the same stale songs over and over is, it’s even tougher spending the holidays alone. Luckily,

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20 Dec 2018

Last Minute Gift Ideas For The Racists (I Mean “Trump Supporters”) In Your Life

Seeing your family for the holidays can be stressful. It’s even harder if the people you’re exchanging gifts with are Trumpers. What kind of gift can you get the dad who loves his MAGA hat so much he wears it to bed? Lucky for you I’ve put together a list

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20 Dec 2018

Everybody Gets a Penny Marshall Shirt

WANNA STAY UP ON ALL THE FREE SHIRTS WE GIVE OUT? MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE EMAIL LIST! Penny Marshall did immense work in broadening the possibilities for women in Hollywood. Starting with her performance in the TV show Laverne & Shirley and then as

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20 Dec 2018

We wanna send you plus one to spend NYE with Mayer Hawthorne!

  GRAMMY nominated singer, musician and DJ, Mayer Hawthorne makes that timeless, soulful, baby-making music. It’s what people listen to when they want to get sentimental. Raised by hippie parents in Ann Arbor, Michigan, smack between the Hash Bash and the car factories – Hawthorne’s old man taught him to

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19 Dec 2018

We wanna send you and a friend to see Hot Snakes on NYE!

Hot Snakes streamlined Jehu’s complex compositions and emerged as bona fide downstroke warlords. They made 3 studio albums of high-velocity, slash-your-face, piss-punk: 2000’s Automatic Midnight, 2002’s Suicide Invoice and 2004’s Audit in Progress. Now, after a 14-year hiatus from the studio, Hot Snakes have kicked down the door back into our lives

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