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A Comedy Special Celebrating the 1 Year Anniversary of Quarantine
Celebrating the 1 Year Anniversary of Quarantine (aka we gotta laugh to keep from crying) This streamed comedy special is a fundraiser to support broke comedians and independent journalism. It’s a sliding scale event. $7, $17, $70…Pick the amount you can afford. The money is going to pay for the

Oasis is Doing an Old School Telethon in Order to Survive
Oasis is in trouble. The legendary SOMA nightclub, which for six years has given Queer performers of all stripes a stage on which to perform, is in danger of closing permanently. The club has been closed for much of the past year due to the pandemic, which means no income.

The Burning Man “Forbidden” Film Fest is Coming
Chicken John is at it again. This time he’s throwing a Burning Man “Forbidden” Film Festival. Why is it “Forbidden”? I’ll let Chicken explain that: “For 25 years the current management of the event has spent tens of millions of dollars trying to somehow figure out how to make Burning

All the Random Appliances in My Alley Must Come From Another Dimension
I don’t see why anyone of sane and rational mind, living in San Francisco, would ever buy a new microwave. They literally keep showing up in the alleyway behind my apartment almost every week. My best guess is that the producer is transporting them there by way of some sort

3 San Franciscans Who Died in Bizarre Ways
There has been an onslaught of articles in the press recently claiming that there is an exodus from San Francisco, a gold rush in reverse, as it were. While I’m skeptical that this trend is real, those articles seem to neglect the unique character and trailblazing nature of San Franciscans.

FREE SAFE TAX PREPARATION SERVICES for San Franciscans
The nonprofit Tax-Aid is again offering free and safe tax services in 2021 to San Francisco Bay Area residents who earn less than $57,000. And SFHSA is offering $500 Stimulus for Lower-Wage Workers and Families in San Francisco.

Cool, Safe, Artsy Things to do in SF During the Pandemic
Since we’ve been such good little citizens during the pandemic, our Covid infection rates are putting us into ‘Red Tier’ by next week. What is ‘Red Tier’ you might ask? It means we can join NYC in indoor dinning and indoor museums at 25% capacity! So check your favorite restaurants,

SF to Open Indoor dining, Movies & Museums Next Week
In short, indoor dinning at 25% capacity, indoor gyms at 10% capacity, indoor museums, zoos & aquariums at 25% capacity. Even the GG park ferris wheel is will reopen! And they are lifting the 10pm curfew!