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25 Aug 2009

Instrument Jam, Yoga, Self-Defense, TOQUE Party @ Bembe – All FREE

Sometimes finding a theme for these event posts is beyond me.  I am overwhelmed right now ‘“ in the best sense of the word ‘“ by how many awesome FREE things there are to do late August in NYC.  So pardon the mismatched nature of this post.  You don’t want

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24 Aug 2009

Island Earth Farmers Market = Broke-Ass Food Porn

Calling Island Earth a farmers market is a bit of a misnomer.  It should really be called “heaven”.  Ok, I’m exaggerating, but really it’s a lot closer to being the best food court in the world, than it is to being a farmers market. Basically, the people who run the

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24 Aug 2009

Broke-Ass Guide to Staying Cool

As I sit here typing all hot and bothered in my steamy apartment, I say to myself, you can do it, just one more month. I’m not a masochistic person, but I do have a soft spot for low electric bills and have always been able to handle the heat

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24 Aug 2009

New York, I Love You Part Deux: Times Square

In some article I was reading awhile back, the author talks about what it can be like to be a tourist in NYC.  He says that with other cities one travels to, it’s easy to experience the old aphorism that it’s “a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want

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24 Aug 2009

FREE Food and the Chance to Win a Surf Board at the Riptide

This one comes straight from my man Johnny Funcheap.  This Wednesday the Riptide, is throwing a bad ass party to kick off the Outside Lands Festival.  This little fiesta is to raise money for the Save The Waves Coalition and there will be FREE food, surf movies on the big

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24 Aug 2009

FREE Games, Beer and Mac n Cheese at Glasslands

A few weeks ago, I accidentally wound up at a bar on bingo night. Apparently, bingo is a game you can be bad at. The entire group of seven next to my friend and I won a scratch off lotto ticket, so did my friend’pretty much everyone in the bar

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24 Aug 2009

Six for Sexytime: Tracks to Make You Splooge

Do you wanna get laid?  Sure, we all do.  Here are six tracks that can put you on that road to sexytown, either all by your lonesome, or if you’re lucky enough to swindle someone into putting their mouth on your genitals and whatnot: 1. Wolf Like Me, TV On

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23 Aug 2009

The Pleasures of Jade Walking and Soundwalk Audio Tours

One of the joys of living in a large city is that most of the time you don’t have to own a car.  Sure I’m not eligible for the Cash for Clunkers deal, but I also don’t have to pay attention to gas prices while the rest of the country

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