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Express Yourself This Weekend
Unleash your crazy naughty side and celebrate the trickster spirit of Guede in a special Haitian dance class with phenomenal teacher Julio Jean. Show up dressed in white, purple or black to enhance the experience.
Nobody Wants a Sweet Potato Ass – Uber Cheap Pilates
Now that you’ve stuffed your sweet selves full of delicious turkey/stuffing/mashed potatoes it seems like the perfect time to cuddle up for a long winter’s nap, as the gorge fest is over. The warm, buttery truth of it is, this is only the beginning. Thanksgiving marks the start of eating

Club 65
The sole reason I went to Club 65 the other night was to find out whether or not a certain man existed. Apparently more of a fixture at the bar than a patron, ‘œThe General’, as he’s called, is rumored to be an ancient one eyed creature, with great big
Eat Dumplings, Skip Black Friday Shopping
Two Thanksgivings ago, my friend and I blew our loads looking at the filthiest of all broke ass porn: Ads for Black Friday sales. I’d always made the conscious effort to stay in on the day after Thanksgiving. The consumerism and commercialization of the holidays is pretty gross, and high
Black Friday Stroll, OPEN at Santos Party House
For most of us, the day after Thanksgiving is totally awesome. It’s a free day off but stuff is open if you need it, it’s a Friday which means good times will be happening at night and in the morning and its the famously significant Black Friday, where shop owners,

Escape Black Friday and Celebrate Buy Nothing Day Instead!
Consumerism is ruining our world. There is no doubt about it. Advertising makes people dissatisfied with all the amazing blessings each person has in their lives. It tells them, “Hey, you’re not a complete person if you don’t buy this product”. And I disagree. You are all complete people not
Black Friday Bonanza!
While any of you that read this site certainly don’t have the salary to be an active participant of Crabonanza 2009 [I hear the catch this year sucks anyway!], there are more definitely some activities to get you into the holiday spirit after stuffing your face all day. And FYI:
Whisper Sweet Nothings at the Sugar Cafe
My friend took me to what she called “a faggy little spot” in the Tendernob this past weekend with promises of a sturdy breakfast. She definitely didn’t let me down. Upon walking into Sugar Cafe, I was greeted by art pieces, a big fireplace and a menu featuring breakfast, lunch,