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How Not To Write A Breakup Letter
Hey, you know what’s not acceptable in almost any circumstance? Breaking up with someone via email. I mean, maybe if you’re breaking up with your Second Life wife, that’s one thing, but if you’re over the age of 15 and you’ve met the person you’re dating in real life, writing
The Best Cleaning Products for Your Lack of Cash
I used to think spring cleaning was a big lie created to give sitcoms and cartoons a plot line for an episode, but this week I kind of understand the concept. It’s above freezing in New York. Now I can do stuff in my apartment without hiding in my blankets.
FREE Fancy Mag Video Clip Extravaganza
Since we all live in the YouTube era, we’ve been exposed to more than your average share of weird and wonderful video clips. There was a time when the only way we could relish in other people’s embarrassment on a national level required Bob Saget and basic cable. But now
This Just In: Carne Asada Fries Found in San Francisco!
When I first moved to San Francisco a few years ago, I only cared about two things: seeing the Golden Gate Bridge and finding a place that served carne asada fries. Only the first thing happened. This was a problem because carne asada fries are like crack in that once
Ode to the Entrepreneurial Struggle (aka The Hustle)
Of the many thoughts churning my stomach these days, I wonder one quite often: Is it best to get a conventional job or a cut of your own? The sentiment of the entrepreneurial struggle, a.k.a. the hustle, is everywhere these days. We see it in the popular HBO special, How
Cheap Punk Rawk in Oakland
Do you like to rawk? Are you looking to blow off some steam after sitting at a desk for forty hours in the last five days? If you’ve answered ‘Fuck yes!’ to any or all of these questions, have I got an event for you!! Tonight at the Stork Club
Spa Weekend – Because Being Broke is More Fun Beautiful
Spa may be a word that may sound like fancy spit-up to the usual suspects lurking around these parts, but we at BA can all appreciate the healing art of a deep facial tissue cleanse, especially one that is provided at a discount. After all, we are broke but beautiful.
Things People Say To My Dog
Owning a dog means having strangers force you to interact with them. I’m pretty good at awkward chitchat, so I don’t really mind. The only time these conversations bother me is when someone addresses my dog like I’m not standing right there, holding her leash and a bag of her