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29 May 2010

Hoes Weising Hoes – Getting Your Friends To Drink Budweiser

It took Bros Icing Bros about two weeks to go viral and spawn the spin-off, Hoes Weising Hoes. The Encyclopedia Brotannica and the BroBible declared that women can’t fairly get iced because they actually like the taste of Smirnoff (hence why it’s called “bitch beer”), so the only reasonable alternative

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28 May 2010

FREE Lower East Side Tours

The Lower East Side might be a neighborhood you have only experienced through a visit to Babes in Toyland.   Or maybe only when it is dark out’ late at night’intoxicated.  Now you can learn more about the Lower East Side than the Pink Pony and The Johnson’s with a FREE

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28 May 2010

Unload Some Crap at the Really Really Free Market on Saturday!

I don’t know about you, but I’m kind of ready to be a grown-up and clean out the walk-in closet in my apartment, the doors of which stay perpetually shut to hide the staggering amount of sheer crap I stashed in there the first day I moved in and never

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28 May 2010

Rooftop Films Presents Dark Toons

Things that are very New York: accepting your bike as a piece of furniture, having an easier time finding a taco at 3am than computer parts during normal business hours, and making up for your lack of yard with an awesome roof top. And it’s late spring, so it’s time

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28 May 2010

Great Advancements in Portable Beverage Technology

I talk about coffee pretty often, and that’s probably because I drink coffee way too often. It’s not uncommon for me to feel torn between my desire to spend as few dollars as possible and my desire to have an nice cup that doesn’t taste like the beans were roasted

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28 May 2010

The Snack Depot: SOMA’s Best Kept Secret

I’m really big on deluding myself into thinking that I don’t need to turn to 7X7-esque resources to find the best stuff to eat in my neighborhood. I think I can sniff out what’s tasty on my own, like a bloodhound or a bulimic. I just use sites like 7X7,

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28 May 2010

How I feel about The Strand Bookstore

This piece originally appeared the Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply in New York City You know how in commercials the Keebler Elves always seem like they’re having a great time because their job rocks and they’re making people happy by baking delicious cookies? Next time one of those commercials comes

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27 May 2010

Sandwich Sampling and Art Show at Gestalt

This just in (Man, I’ve always wanted to say that. Must be the Ron Burgundy in me.)! Gestalt, your favorite bar on 16th between Valencia and Guerrero, is expanding its menu to include a deliciously awesome array of tasty sandwiches to satiate your most drunken fantasies. The new menu will

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