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Broke-Ass Porn: Hot Sauce
Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn. It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired. If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought.
Free San Francisco Circus Fun
If there is one thing I love more than county fairs, it is the circus. Memories of acrobats, tight rope walkers and those crazy clowns in their crazy cars brings joy to my heart. Circus music however is terrifying. Luckily, a more sophisticated, non-creepy version of the circus can be
Finger on The Pulse BBQ Blowout
Since taking a “break from food”, to open up his own bar, Lady Jays, star chef Sam Mason still knows how to throw a mean BBQ. One a month, New York magazine has been teaming up local chefs with DJ’s and buzz bands to create one delicious spectacle with their
What’s Up Dog; Or, What’s Up, Cheap Lunch?
It gets expensive eating out if you work in SOMA; restaurants jack up their prices because there are so many suits around taking their clients to lunch. Sometimes I avoid eating lunch all together just so I don’t feel like I’m getting robbed. But after some choice hot dog food
Look, Ke$ha, We Need to Have a Talk About This “Being a Celebrity” Thing
The usual Friday segment Upgrade Your Comfort Foods/Downgrade Your Trendy Foods will return next week, because it’s really important that I talk to Ke$ha right now. Look, Ke$ha (if that’s even your real name), we need to talk (again) about these pictures that are going around the Internet. You know,
Cheap and Easy Potluck Brunch Recipes
The easiest and most relaxing way to have brunch with eleven to 15 of close friends/random acquaintances is having a potluck brunch. Instead of waiting 45 minutes to be seated, everyone can start shoving their faces as soon as they walk in the door. It’s an incredibly cheap way to

The Holland Bar – A Classic New York City Dive Bar
The Holland Bar is a real dive bar where most people are regulars who aren’t worried about how cool or attractive or sober or sane they come off. They come here because there’s a decent jukebox with shit like Jim Croce, Sinatra, and the Stones, pints of Budweiser for $3,
Pay What You Can to See Tommy Wiseau’s Cult Classic The Room
Few films have affected me as deeply as 2003’s The Room, starring, written and directed by the now cult icon Tommy Wiseau. This movie really gets at serious, universal issues, such as breast cancer, infidelity, betrayal, and (SPOILER ALERT!) suicide in the most hilarious manner possible, which can be described only as