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A Beer Drinking Treasure Hunt
What’s better than going on a treasure hunt? The possibility of winning a round of drinks! I just saw this on yelp and I thought it sounded pretty damn cool. Here’s the full description: Think fast. Play together. Drink Beer. Love Treasure Hunts? Love Beer? You’ve come to the right
FREE Blonde Redhead Listening Party at Le Poisson Rouge
If you’re sitting on your couch thinking “There just isn’t enough indie rock made by Italian twins and a Japanese woman,” tomorrow is your day. Blonde Redhead‘s new album, Penny Sparkle, is officially released, and there’s a FREE listening party in the gallery at Le Poisson Rouge. Based on the
Broke Ass Laundry: Don’t Dry Clean. Save Money.
Some comedian whose name I’ll probably be crucified for forgetting once said: “This shirt is dry-clean only. That means it’s dirty.” And we all laugh because, yeah! Mine too! Everyone knows that dry cleaning is stupid expensive. For that reason many of us try to get more than one wear
$1 Oyster Happy Hour at Hyde Street Seafood House and Raw Bar
As a seafood lover, I should have eaten oysters many times before last week, but for some reason they had eluded my ever-expanding stomach. But when a friend told me about the awesome happy hour at Hyde Street Seafood House and Raw Bar, I finally felt the slimy goodness of
Unsolicited Advice to Myself: Love, Women, and the Eternally Incomprehensible
When I was younger and only slightly more naive than I am now, my conceptions of the world and my place in it hinged on that typical adolescent brand of negativity. My future, I surmised, wasn’t to be based in any positive sense on the lives of those that came
Welcome to the Johnsons: $2 PBR and Remorse
Regretful decisions I have made at Welcome to the Johnsons: there are so many! Talking to a guy in a bandana, using the bathroom, ordering a seventh vodka-soda-orange juice’ the list goes on. But I will love Welcome to the Johnsons forever for its chill atmosphere and super cheap drinks.

Cheap Flowers: The San Francisco Flower Mart
Ok, so you really fucked up this time. Not only did you forget your anniversary, which also happens to fall on her birthday (which you also forgot), but you didn’t close the front door all the way which allowed her cat to run out and get hit by a car.
Hawaii Poke Festival and Spam Musubi Eating Contest
Get your very own slice of Hawaii and celebrate the beginning of San Francisco Summer at the Hukilau‘s 9th Annual Poke Festival and Spam Musubi eating contest! Spam Musubi, for those of you unawares, is a block of rice topped with a slab of grilled Spam and wrapped in seaweed.