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Critical Mass Halloween Scavenger Hunt Contest
Halloween is a liberating holiday in general. It let’s you be whoever you want for one day (or whole weekend) whether that’s a slut, a freak, or the undead, it’s up to you. Now add to that the freedom to ride around the city at night on bike with your
Weekly Drink Me Recipe: Reverse Spaniard
We here at BAS Headquarters are always thinking of new awesome things to bring to you, our dear (and depraved) readers. So with this in mind we’ve teamed up with the fine folks over at Drink Me Magazine to bring you a new drink recipe every Thursday. That way you can
Cheap Date Auction Fundraiser at Reunion Bar Tonight
I assume that for those of you out there who have time to do luxurious things like buy pants and go on dates, the latter can be pretty expensive… not to mention how hard it is to find the right ones to begin with (well, I guess that’s true for
Relive Your Youth With Street Games at Come Out & Play Festival All Weekend Long
If you were ever a precocious 8-year-old (or 10-year-old, or 12, or 26) who got bored with normal sports and started making up your own after about 20 minutes then you’ll certainly find something to keep you entertained in this weekend’s three-day Come Out & Play alternative games festival in
Fall Coats: A Guide
There’s a rotting cornucopia gourd’s worth of reasons why fall is the best season (except for spring, early summer, Christmas and my birthday). But, if you’re like me, it means you have a vagina, and if you have a vagina it means you like clothes. This means that your favorite kind of
FREE Don’t Touch Me There Live Show
If you’re been scouring the internet for parody videos featuring low budget costumes and farce-style acting about contemporary topics like Tim Tebow’s mom, TNT dramas and payphones, look no further than Don’t Touch Me There. Blaine Perry and Pat Stango and their Don’t Touch Me There team make a fine
FREE Live Contemporary Ballet Performance at 111 Minna This Friday
The last time I saw any type of dance performance in San Francisco, it was The Nutcracker, it was almost a year ago and it was pretty expensive (which is why I generously let an out-of-town relative foot the bill). Generally, though, there are several smaller, yet prestigious dance companies

DIY: Halloween Decorations
It’s beginning to look a lot like Halloween. Riding through my neighborhood the other day, I started to see various Halloween decorations appearing on houses: a few ghosts hanging from nooses here, some spider webs and bats there. It’s kinda funny, no matter how old I get, seeing Halloween decorations