San Francisco

29 Nov 2009

MUNI is FREE Today and Every Sunday till the End of year!

Thank Christ — MUNI has finally thrown us a bone. After cutting services and lines after December 5th and announcing that Fast Passes will be going up another $15 to $70 a month, our very own urine express decided to cut us a break. Though they do not guarantee that

0
28 Nov 2009

This is the way the world ends…

  This is the way the world ends: Not with a bang but a hair crimper    

0
28 Nov 2009

Nobody Wants a Sweet Potato Ass – Uber Cheap Pilates

Now that you’ve stuffed your sweet selves full of delicious turkey/stuffing/mashed potatoes it seems like the perfect time to cuddle up for a long winter’s nap, as the gorge fest is over.  The warm, buttery truth of it is, this is only the beginning.  Thanksgiving marks the start of eating

1
27 Nov 2009

Club 65

The sole reason I went to Club 65 the other night was to find out whether or not a certain man existed.  Apparently more of a fixture at the bar than a patron, ‘œThe General’, as he’s called, is rumored to be an ancient one eyed creature, with great big

2
27 Nov 2009

Black Friday Bonanza!

While any of you that read this site certainly don’t have the salary to be an active participant of Crabonanza 2009 [I hear the catch this year sucks anyway!], there are more definitely some activities to get you into the holiday spirit after stuffing your face all day. And FYI:

0
26 Nov 2009

Whisper Sweet Nothings at the Sugar Cafe

My friend took me to what she called “a faggy little spot” in the Tendernob this past weekend with promises of a sturdy breakfast. She definitely didn’t let me down. Upon walking into Sugar Cafe, I was greeted by art pieces, a big fireplace and a menu featuring breakfast, lunch,

0
26 Nov 2009

Free Coffee and Booze Courtesy of Dunkin’ Donuts and Slide on Black Friday

Let’s see.  What does one need after a day of wanton gluttony?  How about a steady diet of diuretics? Yay! If you’re one of those masochists that enjoys the bloodbath that is shopping the day after Thanksgiving, than you’ll be thrilled to know that Dunkin’ Donuts is ready to set-up

0
25 Nov 2009

A Guide to Riding the SF MUNI: Part Deux

In the second installment of the bus etiquette series we’re going to cover quite a bit. We’ll laugh, we’ll cry, we’ll discover our bodies. I hope you’re ready for this adventure. I know I am. 1. Greet the bus driver. Turns out that’s not a robot driving the bus, it’s

0