San Francisco

27 May 2014

Win Tix to See Merle Haggard + Dave Alvin & Phil Alvin with The Guilty Ones @ The Mountain Winery!

So yeah, this is pretty fucking exciting! I’ve giving away a pair of tickets to see the legendary Merle Haggard for this Sunday at the Mountain Winery!! I should’ve started this giveaway earlier but I got sidetracked. Oh well, fuck it. If you wanna buy tickets to this show you

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25 May 2014

10 Places To Stay Cool and Get Fat This Summer

I was inspired to write my own “Top 10 Tips For Summer” after seeing so many in the grocery line that didn’t cover all the hottest new trends. Ladies & hunks, if you’re like me and tired from carrying around your beach body all winter, and are looking for tips

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23 May 2014

Entertaining for the Poor as F*ck: Doing Memorial Day Cheap as F*ck!

Murica! Did you know that most people don’t know the difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day? Including your author? Memorial Day honors the men and women who died for our country. Veterans Day celebrates all service men and women, living and otherwise (dead, Marissa. Say “dead”). Got that straight?

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22 May 2014

Win Tix to See Robert Delong, Penguin Prison and More at The DNA Lounge

I once saw Robert Delong make a bunch of music with instruments he created from old video game controllers. And it was awesome! On May 30th Robert Delong, Penguin Prison, and others are playing the DNA Lounge in SF. Both are known for their dope indie-electro-pop music, so having both

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21 May 2014

Rescue Row: The Officially Official Pet Rescue City Block in San Francisco

I grew up in a house with three indoor cats (two rescued ferals + one neighbor abandoned) and two outdoor ferals. Eventually we also rescued a Golden Labrador, Beau, from the same aforementioned neighbor. They decided to move and leave the dog behind in the front yard with no access

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21 May 2014

Entertaining for the Poor as F*ck: The Best $5 Red Wines

My second love is wine (second only to food).  Oh, wine: you beautiful muse. I adore thee. A while back my parents decided to do a Sideways-inspired family vacation (I think that movie affected us all): we all went up and down the wine country.  A little pinot, a little syrah,

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21 May 2014

Reel M’ Inn: Portland’s Bar Food Extraordinaire

What could possibly distract you from the embarrassment of your traveling companion knocking over two pints of beer onto the table, floor, and your army jacket while every…one…in…the…room…watches…you? Reel M’ Inn’s fried chicken and jojos is what. Don’t believe it could be that good? Just ask Sean Brock, he proudly

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15 May 2014

Win Tix to Inside College Football: Ask the Commissioners at the Commonwealth Club

The Commonwealth Club is hosting on Wednesday, May 21st at 6pm with Larry Scott, Commissioner, of Pac 12 and James Delany, Commissioner, of Big 10 in conversation with Ted Robinson, Emmy Award-winning Sports Broadcaster and Announcer. As the 2014 season begins to take shape, hear the heads of the two

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