San Francisco

16 Nov 2017

New Steve Martin Show Bright Star Opening in SF!

From Grammy winners Steve Martin and Edie Brickell comes BRIGHT STAR, the new musical that “brings a fresh breeze to the theater” (Charles Isherwood, The New York Times). Directed by Tony winner Walter Bobbie and inspired by a real event, this “downright wonderful” (Newsday)

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16 Nov 2017

The Hook-up Truck, SF’s Mobile ‘Sexual Adventuring’ Room is Back

That’s right, the Bay’s very own national news making “Hook-Up Truck” is back after a long hiatus.  We stumbled across it and its creator Spy Emerson the other night on Valencia St. outside Wonderland SF.  Spy told us she had taken some time off to travel but that now “the mobile

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16 Nov 2017

I Was Groped On Muni (Again)

There I was, like any other day riding public transportation, I was on my way to the comic book store and I was really in a great mood; As I read my fantasy novel a dark shadow fell on me, “Can I sit next to you”

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15 Nov 2017

Tourettes Without Regrets is a Night You’ll Never Forget

Dry humping, cock-painting, pole grinding, panty stripping, lap dancing, tampon-sucking, flesh wriggling, limb twisting, knee-slapping, toe-tapping, jaw-dropping. Lewd, lurid, low-brow, exotic, erotic, quixotic, sickeningly saccharine and sweetly sour. A voluptuous, vaudevillian victory—a night of nocturnal naughtiness; frolicking, fucking, fun and flair–every first Thursday of the month in Oakland. Tourettes Without

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14 Nov 2017

We Wanna Send You & a Friend to Norm MacDonald

When legendary comics are asked who their favorite comedian is, the most common answer might be ‘Norm MacDonald’.  He’s dry, old school, unique, and purely hilarious.  You may know him from his time as the weekend update anchor on SNL, or from his current interview series on Youtube Norm MacDonald

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14 Nov 2017

It’s a Rubber Chicken Delivery Service, Yeah That’s What I Said

Here at brokeassstuart.com we get a lot of press requests for things like events, music, political candidates, products, sex, fights, sex-fights, protests, tattoos, guides, art, dates with Stuart, ‘SEO do-follow link additions’ from Bangalore, and the list goes on and on.  We certainly don’t have time to cover all of

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13 Nov 2017

The Sycamore Celebrates the Reopening of its Patio an Extravaganza

I’m a huge fan of the The Sycamore and their sister spot The Willows. Both are great neighborhood spots where you can get a great beer, a yummy bite, play some boardgames, and chill out with your friends. So it is with excitement that I announce that The Sycamore is reopening

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13 Nov 2017

The 1957 Movie that Predicted the Rise of Trump

Just as bold upon its release as it is today, director Elia Kazan and writer Budd Schulberg‘s masterpiece A Face In The Crowd – about the charming rogue Larry “Lonesome” Rhodes (Andy Griffith) who parlays his local TV fame into a national bully pulpit – remains a darkly comic satire

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