Does the prospect of a paperless future fill ye with dread?  Do you hearken for the days of calling cards and the innocence of St. Valentine’s Day when all it entailed was cute little notes instead of ghastly dating/relationship disasters? Well someone name Hal Lutsky, is hosting a Vintage Paper

It certainly has been eventful over here at BAS HQ lately.  For some reason people keep sending us stuff to give away and since I know you motherfuckers have no money, I’m elated to be helping you stay entertained. This time around I have two sets of four tickets to

Real quick, just thought I’d let you know that I’ll be on the radio tomorrow in the Bay Area at 9am.   Tune in to Wild 94.9 and feel free to call in too! So anyway,  for some strange reason, The Guardian asked me to host their annual “Best of

There are holidays and then there are SF sanctioned holidays. They get mentions in your planner and your iCal just like Christmas, and yes, you will be getting so drunk you’ll put Arthur to shame. No matter what the occasion, we like to do it big, plentiful and more awesome

I’ve seen my future, and it’s pretty hairless.  My dad…bald.  My mom’s dad…bald.  The great Magic 8-Ball of genetics has pretty much already foretold my destiny: Outlook Not So Good.  As a result of this, I like to try new shit with my hair every so often just because I

Feeling nostalgic?   Well, Saturday night is your night for musings of unrequited love and that, which transcends worlds. That good old weepy from 1986, Pretty in Pink, is being shown in Dolores under the stars, or in buffeting fog for that matter.  No worry, the inclement weather will only make

I love Dolores Park. Seriously, there really aren’t many places like it in the world. It’s beautiful, has a great view, the cops don’t fuck with you, and it’s full of friendly and good looking people. Without sounding like a dirty hippie, there’s really something magical about the place. But as

I’m not really into wine culture because A) it’s an awfully expensive habit and B) it’s WAY too pretentious for me.  That being said, I still love wine and am always down to learn a little something about it.  I figure that way I can sound fancy when I’m talking