San Francisco
 
					
	
	Enter the PBR Art Show and Possibly Win Some Money
Did your mustache just tingle when you saw that headline? Was there a tremor in your grannie glasses? If so, it’s because Pabst and Madroneare teaming up to throw an art contest. You can win cash, free beer, schwag, and fame. If picked as a winner, submissions can win a
 
					
	
	Win a Messenger Bag from Chrome!!
Since antiquity people have had to figure out ways to carry their possessions. While the things you carry around (computer, books, The Hitachi Magic Wand) may be different from your ancient ancestors or even from what Tim O’Brien carried, the principle remains the same: you gotta get your shit from Point A to Point B.
 
					
	
	Air Sex Championships: Preliminary Round at Elbo Room
Until now, I thought Air Guitar was the coolest fake expression performable. That has officially taken a back to seat to what I now know as Air Sex. The Elbo Room will be playing host to one of several preliminary rounds of the 2012 Air Sex Championships. The top three
 
					
	
	DIY: 5 No-Sew Tshirt Alterations
When I first started writing this column – two years ago! – I promised myself that I would only do it as long as it stayed fun. I figured at some point, I would run out of awesome DIY projects and ideas, but I’ve written almost 100 posts now on
 
					
	
	Win Tickets to The Bold Italic’s Spring Fling Dance
I love The Bold Italic. Not only do they have incredible design and wonderfully written articles, they also help pay my bills by publishing some of the pieces I’ve written (like this one, this one, and this one). By this point I’m sure many of you have been to one
 
					
	
	BA of the Week: Promoter KC Turner
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit — probably not.
 
					
	
	Win Tickets to See Dave Eggers Receive the 21st Century Visionary Award
I was in college when A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius came out. For some reason I had to read it for a class on 20th Century art movements that was taught by a woman who was slowly unraveling. While the class was totally shitty and poorly taught, one awesome
 
					
	
	Undercover at Walmart: A Conversation About The American Way of Eating
Do you ever wonder what happens behind the curtain before you actually enjoy the food you purchase? The Center for Urban Education about Sustainable Agriculture, or CUESA, will be serving as host to an interesting discussion on what happens behind the scenes of the corporate food system. Tracie McMillan, author
 
            