San Francisco

15 Oct 2012

A Guide to Surviving Fall in Portland aka: Summer “Went Out to Buy Cigarettes” and is Never Coming Back

So first off if you’re reading this, congratulations! You didn’t overdose or asphyxiate on your own vomit from partying this summer! That’s great and I’m sure your parents are proud. I hope you were right on the brink, though, and you got all the summering out of your system because look outside,

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15 Oct 2012

Going to the Gym is Awkward

My Facebook and Twitter feeds are constantly flooded with updates about going to the gym. Part of me feels like being a smart-ass and asking, “If you don’t post about going to the gym, did it not happen?” Personally, while these people are advertising to the world that they’re sweating

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11 Oct 2012

FREE LitCrawl Festival!

FREE book readings all over the Mission district this Saturday! For 3 hours this Saturday, October 13, the Mission will be like Burning Man and Coachella COMBINED for books. Published Bay Area authors will be reading a bookstores, galleries, bars and everywhere else you can imagine (even the police station?

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10 Oct 2012

Broke-Ass Halloween Costume Idea: Christmas Tree

Kind of. Halloween is just around the corner and if you’re like me, there are many reasons not to buy one of those pre-packaged slutty halloween costumes for “women.” Not least of them being the insane price points – seriously, $75 for a couple swatches of fabric that make you

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10 Oct 2012

Wing Wings in the Lower Haight is Stupendous

Central to both Capitalism and Darwinism is the idea of diversification. For instance, the Panda has stubbornly refused to widen the scope of its sustainatory purview beyond bamboo, and all that’s standing between it and oblivion is the obsession humanity has with all things round, fuzzy and disgustingly cute. The

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09 Oct 2012

7 Legal Lessons You Must Learn from Crime-Time TV

This is a guest post by the good people at MyDUIAttorney.org. Are you interested in advertising ? Email Info@BrokeAssStuart.com As surprising as it sounds, the TV shows we watch where law is the main theme or even a sub-theme might have a thing or two to teach us about the real

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08 Oct 2012

Hapa SF: Mobile Filipino…

Hapa SF, tucked all the way in the back of the Eat Real festival, had $5 burritos. Well, they had $5 half-burritos available. They also had a small bowl of chicken adobo for $5 and seven pieces of lumpia for $5. I stood on the sidelines and watched what everyone

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08 Oct 2012

Win a Pair of Passes to the SF Comedy and Burrito Festival

Putting together two of the best things ever, The San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival is rocking the Mission all next weekend. Spanning three days, 6 venues and 100+ comedians, each ticket purchase comes with coupons for FREE burritos at Taquerias Pancho Villa and El Toro. Performers include friends of

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