San Francisco

SF Sightseeing Tour Guide Loses Her Sh*t and Goes on an Anti-Chinatown Rant
Either this is well placed street theatre or this chick really hates Chinatown. Alexandra Liss sent this my way. Apparently it was this tour guide’s last day and the German visitors who were staying with Alex were on this tour. They took this video. The vociferousness of her rant is kinda

CAMPOS 4 ASSEMBLY; YES ON G & J! THE 1ST EVER BAS GODDAMN ELECTION GUIDE!!!
Yes, young, broke and beautiful readership, you read that right. We here at BAS have put together our very first election endorsement. It may seem odd to some that Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website would presume to offer our last, moth-bitten two cents in the political arena- tacos, dives, fairs, and

Protest Bay Guardian’s Closure, Celebrate Newspaper’s 48-Year History on Weds
This press release just came across my desk (I mean, in my email inbox, but you know, whatever). I’m cutting and pasting it here so I don’t muck things up. On Weds. Oct. 22, the first time in 48 years that the San Francisco Bay Guardian will not deliver a new issue, city

Win Tickets + Cookbooks: A Conversation w/ Mario Batali + Tyler Florence!
Sat, Nov 1 2014 – 7:00pm – Mario Batali in conversation with Tyler Florence @ Nourse Theatre. Tickets can be purchased HERE! Every ticket comes with Batali’s newest cookbook, America – Farm to Table! Beef cheek ravioli with fresh squab livers and black truffles, bucatini all’Amatriciana with house-cured guanciale, farfalle

Win Tickets for Moodymann @ Public Works SF!
On Saturday, October 25, 2014 catch the Detroit record producer Moodymann, known for his soulful productions and iconic Afro. Though he generally keeps a low-profile, refusing interviews and limiting promotional material, Dixon is considered to have ‘developed hybrid modes of recording and performance incorporating analog and digital media’. Tickets

Win Tickets to Un-Scripted Theatre Company’s Halloween Murder Mystery!
For four nights only this Halloween, experience Un-Scripted Theater Company’s “A Murder Most Un-Scripted”. Set in Agatha Christie’s world, the who, what, and where (and the murderer!), change nightly in this 2-hour fully-improvised murder mystery. Everyone has something to hide…especially the killer. Will you determine “whodunit” before our sleuth does? Un-Scripted Theater Company brings their

Win Tickets to Late Nite Art @ SOMArts!
LATE NITE ART it is an evening of collaborative art-making, gratuitous beats, delicious food and facilitated discussion. In a few words, it’s a social art experience. Alongside a locally-sourced 3-course meal by Azalina’s Malaysian Catering, our evening will focus around the theme “Resilience.” LATE NITE ART is not an event

How to Survive as a Broke-Ass Writer: Dating and Relating
If you’re a writer, it probably means you’re a moody introspective introverted dork. I mean that in the kindest and most affectionate of ways, because I am one of you. Being a successful writer means you’ve probably learned the art of charm and can connect with pretty much anyone on the