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How to get your dream job through forgery
I like danger and anything I can’t have. My favorite crime is forgery. It’s a neglected art that we’re taught to be ashamed of. Before I tutor your first session, here are a few guidelines: The Rules of Forgery. 1st RULE: You do not talk about FORGERY. 2nd RULE: You DO

Sex & Candy: The 90’s Alternative Rock, Porno, and Coloring Book Amazing Hour
Color Me Badd had a good long run of 1.5 years, but I gotta change things up and stay fresh. How fresh? 20 years ago fresh! So instead I bring you Sex & Candy: The 90’s Alternative Rock, Porno, and Coloring Book Amazing Hour. Yes, you read that right, it

Art Professor Critiques the Artwork of Presidents & Dictators
During George W Bush’s presidency he was called many things. ‘President’, ‘Dictator’, ‘Commander in Chief’ or ‘ War Criminal’. What is certain is no one ever referred to him as George ‘The Artist’. But in 2013 a hacker broke into the Bush family email accounts and leaked George’s paintings. The

Love/Sick: Taylor Swift, I Wish I Knew How To Quit You
An open letter and part one of Freddie Cosmo’s Love/Sick series running all month long. Dear Taylor, I wish I could apologize for all that I’ve put you through but I can’t do that because I’m not sorry. Love hurts sometimes,T-swizzle. It sucks and it’s hard and it sucks

Broke-Ass Valentine’s Day Poetry: The Moon of My Life
Lucifer was cast out of heaven; I was cast out of hell The perfect balance between Good and Evil truly rebelled And as he fell for the beautiful Belle, The Beast could illustrate with kisses, visions Words can’t describe Yet it’s written on your skin in invisible ink, I Fell

Love/Sick: 13 Songs To Get Drunk & Ugly-Cry To For Valentine’s Day
Part 2 of Freddie Cosmo’s “Love/Sick Series” running all month long. When you crack open that bottle of wine vodka whiskey… Mary J. Blige – I’m Going Down (Welcome to the pity party.) Joy Division – Love Will Tear Us Apart (Misery has RSVP’d.) Kelis – Caught Out There

The City That Was: An Evening With Charles Bukowski in My Living Room
In The City That Was, Bohemian Archivist P Segal tells a weekly story of what you all missed: the days when artists, writers, musicians, and unemployed visionaries were playing hard in the city’s streets and paying the rent working part time. It’s apparently some kind of special beer week in San Francisco, and

Win Tickets to PianoFight’s Hostel Comedy: Stand-Up!
PianoFight’s Hostel Comedy: Stand-Up. International comedian: Andrew Roberts challenges one foreigner from a local hostel to do a 5 minute set. This weekly event takes place Saturdays at 7pm, until April 25, 2015, and features comedians and backpacker alike performing original stand-up material, located at 144 Taylor Street, SF, Ca, 94102.