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29 Apr 2010

Where NOT to go: Ben’s Pizzeria

Some of you peeplez out there in the Internet-ether may know that for a good long while I had quit dairy. The reasons why aren’t important because they’re boring to explain even for someone who loves to talk about themselves as much as I do. But I did quit. Cold

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28 Apr 2010

Party Like It’s 1886: Get Chicken Parmigiana for a Dime!

Think way back to that “dinner date” you had in high school with Sally Jenkins (or whoever). Do you remember how excited you both were that your parents let you borrow the Minivan to take her to the Olive Garden in the strip mall across from the Grande 16 Theater

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28 Apr 2010

$5 Lee Camp Stand Up, With Cookies

Ever been watching stand up and thought, “Hey this is funny, and I’m glad there’s no drink minimum. I just wish someone would give me a cookie?” Well, Thursday is your lucky day. Lee Camp is doing an encore of Chaos for The Weary to record footage for his new

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28 Apr 2010

$.31 Scoops Tonight at Baskin Robbins!

Baskin Robbins was my family’s go-to for ice cream when I was a kid.  I was so into it that I only learned a year ago that “Jamoca Almond Fudge” is not a universal flavor like chocolate, vanilla or strawberry, but a copyrighted Baskin Robbins concoction.  When I moved to

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28 Apr 2010

‘Faux’ Show at the House of Yes

When I was in high school, I used to write down what I wore to school on my calendar. Every outfit. Every day. This routine continued for four years, all the way up until I won the best-dressed category during the senior superlatives. Sure, my regimen was extreme (I probably

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27 Apr 2010

See the New Movie The Good Heart for FREE

I’ve teamed up with Magnolia Pictures and the SF Bay Guardian to get you a sneak peak of the new movie The Good Heart.  And the best part is that in order to pick up the FREE passes, you have to go to a bar!  Here’s a synopsis of the

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27 Apr 2010

Breakfast of Champions: Bacon, Egg and Cheese Stuffed Bagel

The West Coast can brag about their burritos all they want but they have still failed to master the elusive New York bagel. Blame the Jewish Deli ratio, or the aversion to carbs, but this city runs on them. They have all the qualifications of the perfect broke-ass breakfast. They’re

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27 Apr 2010

McSweeney’s Issue 34 Release with FREE Food

Offices filled with industrious people who come in seven days a week, rain or shine, in sickness and in health, aren’t just a glowing example of a desperate job economy and job-loss fear. Offices filled with industrious people who come in seven days a week, rain or shine, in sickness

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