Choose Your City
Guerrilla Subway Etiquette
There are few New York institutions that are more well known and frequently used than the subway. The best thing about the subway is that it will always get you home, no matter what time it is or how drunk you are. But a lot of people seem to forget
Help Little City Gardens Today!!!
I have always encouraged you to plant yourself a garden, get seasonal starters at plant exchanges, learn how to grow your own food, visit the Bay Area’s botanical gardens, and volunteer at local urban farms. Well, if you’re a bit lazy like me, then you’ve probably only planned to do
Free Einstein’s Bagel: You Know You Are Eating One Anyway
I don’t know about the apple, but NYC is home of the bagel. How did that happen? What is our obsession? The answer is we like it because the bagel is fulfilling, dependable, versatile, and a part of our culture. Here’s a short history of the bagel. The bagel originated
Types of Kids I Wouldn’t Be Ashamed To Call My Offspring
In general, I’m of the opinion that most children are bratty, snot-nosed runts that are good for nothing until they hit age 18, but recently my good friend got knocked up and I got to thinking that maybe I wouldn’t be so adverse to the idea of having a little
Night Despair
After my last post where I discovered that I am old, I went into a deep dark depression. With the realization of ones mortality comes some potentially devastating self-discovery. During one particularly bad night of drama I coined a phrase: ‘œNight Despair.’ While in my last, bout I began to
How I Know I Am Not A Teenager Any Longer
After a week of teaching theatre workshops with high school kids I have begun to see myself in a new way. There is nothing like spending some time with a teenager to make you realize how old you really are. In fact, after this week, I feel as far away
Brooklyn Lyceum Fair and Derby Day Party
Now that the weather is finally cooperating it’s time to slip on something revealing and finally expose your pallid extremities to some actual sunlight. Because let’s face it, pasty skin only sparkles in teen bop vampire movies. Lucky for you, this city is experiencing an influx of outdoor markets on
Yar Matey – A McSweeney’s Night of Magic and Treasures
If you fancy yourself a pirate, a bibliophile, a treasure hunter or all of the above, then I know what you’re doing this Saturday night! McSweeney’s is celebrating it’s newest book release, The Clock Without a Face, with a FREE party and nationwide treasure hunt. How awesomazing is that!? Twelve