New York

09 May 2016

10 Food & Drinks that Shouldn’t Exist

I love food. You love food. If you don’t love food, then you’re doing it wrong and I’d love to know how I can help.

But in our quest for ever-increasing (America!) and unique foods and drinks, we accidentally create objects of consumption so terrible that we should hang our heads in hubris and get drunk on the salty tears of an un-forgiving god.

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04 May 2016

How Obama and Larry Wilmore Taught America About Racism

In case you missed it, and really why wouldn’t you have, last weekend was the final White House correspondents’ dinner of Obama’s presidency. To celebrate the event, top-ranked white noise television channel C-Span broadcast the dinner live. Much to literally everyone’s surprise the dinner accidentally turned into something both entertaining

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03 May 2016

10 Times Ted Cruz Looked Like He Just Sharted

Ted Cruz is a perfect example of what’s wrong with America. Why is Ted Cruz awful? Well here are some reasons, and here are some reasons, and here are some more reasons. It appears he’s always been awful though since his college roommate still hates him. The one thing I

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03 May 2016

Are Cheaper Housing Solutions Worth The Risk?

In recent years more and more alternative housing and transportation startups have been popping up in the press. These companies offer cheaper transportation options such as Uber and less expensive hotel and extended stay alternatives like Airbnb. In the current NYC furnished apartment market, more options have become available for

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28 Apr 2016

The Hottest Trends in Bikini Waxing This Summer

The styles, the glamour, the wax…how ladies are wearing it all over the world

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28 Apr 2016

Audible Now Making All Road Trips 112% Better

This post is made possible by the fine people at Audible. Wanna sponsor a post? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com Whenever we went on family road trips when I was growing up we always listened to audiobooks. Besides the fact that they were engaging and made the driving go by faster, they

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22 Apr 2016

Everyone Gets to Have One of These New Prince Shirts

Wanna stay up on all the free shirts we give out? Make sure to follow on instagram! It’s been a hard year so far. David Bowie, Phife, Lemmy, and now Prince. And boy…did this last one hurt a lot. If you’ve noticed, we like to give out free shirts. We

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21 Apr 2016

What The Fuck Is Farm To Table?

“Farm to Table” is the latest trend amongst the foodies and the environmentally friendly these days. Not only can you help reduce carbon foot prints, you can cook up farm fresh veggies and place them right on your table. Get it? With everyone so health concious about GMOs, additives, pesticides

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