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The 2016 Broke-Ass Stuart Voter Guide
Major thanks to Stephen Torres for doing the research and putting all this together! Boo! Chilling October greetings, dear broke-asses. As the veil between the two worlds begins to lift, frights abound: stirrings in the shadows, shrieks and cackles, blondes sipping pumpkin spice in Uggs, and just as the departed

Flying To New York City on 9/11
“I remember this was being worked on back then. So it was surrounded scaffolding. And days after 9/11 it was just plastered in ‘Have You Seen Me’ fliers. I mean, covered. It was heart breaking. And the smell. It was just like death, everywhere.”

Why site seeing is stupid and you should do cooler things in NYC
I’m on my way to NYC and I will not be looking up the skirt of the Statue of Liberty, shrinking my pupils at Time Square or going to the tippy top of the Empire State Building. Though I’ve always tried to do things that were less touristy, I’m now

The 7 Types of Football Fans You’ll Party with this Season
Ah yes, football season is almost upon us. It’s that special time of year where bets are placed blindly on guessing which teams will make the Super Bowl, jerseys are called up from the disabled list (the drawer where you keep your “seasonal clothing”), and fantasy teams are cobbled together with players ranging from “Hell yeah!” to “Ah hell, I’m stuck with this guy since Jeremy got the QB I wanted.” Some people call this part of the year preseason; to real football fanatics, though, it’s called “Jesus Christ, is it September 5th yet?”

Hunter S. Thompson’s Prediction of the Post 9/11 World was Chillingly Accurate
Hunter S. Thompson was a lot of things, amongst them: an explorer, a madman, an asshole, and a brilliant writer. But what he was best at was getting at the root of something in the sharpest and most poignant way possible. And that’s just what he did the day after

10 Reasons My Fanny Pack is Rad
How I learned to stop judging and start loving my fanny pack When I told a friend of mine I was really digging my new fanny pack and had even worn it on a date, she rolled her eyes and replied, “We have to break up now.” Such is the

Giraffes are 4 Different Species & Other Animal Surprises from 2016
You went through your whole life thinking giraffes are one animal. Just one type of animal. Because this is a year of surprises (good and bad), scientists just released new info that giraffes actually comprise 4 different species. Well, when you put them all next to each other like that…sure.

Email Subjects from Hillary Clinton that Could Have Been Written by my Ex-Girlfriend
My friend Clint Woods, like all good Democrats, gets a shit ton of email from the Clinton campaign. Lately he has been noticing a trend that the subject lines are starting to sound a lot like emails from his ex-girlfriend. Its been entertaining me for a couple of weeks now