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This Week’s Top Events | San Francisco + New York
Rad Upcoming SF Events DANCE FOR DACA – SOLIDARITY FOR SANCTUARY THU. 9/28 | 9:00PM @ STARLINE SOCIAL CLUB Introducing Solidarity for Sanctuary Bay Area’s Dance for DACA: an event focused on providing a platform for all people to come and have a good time for a good cause. Come support with

No Doubt the Coolest Halloween Contact Lenses Ever
This post is made possible by the fine people at ACLens. Wanna sponsor a post? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com You know what the Bay Area does almost better than anywhere else? Wait, did you just say smoke weed? That’s not at all what I was thinking of but you bring up

Finding the Perfect Dad Restaurant
My dad, by all accounts, is a great dad. He knows how to work on cars, loves war documentaries, and has perfectly corny dad jokes (I recently told him I saw a Bald Eagle in the wild and he told me, without missing a beat, to ask if its head

Midnight Noodles: An Easy Recipe for When You’re Tired & it’s Late
OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! I don’t really care for pasta. One of my first restaurant jobs was hostess, then a waitress, then a line cook at Old Spaghetti Factory circa 1999; I was 18-years-old. They always

This Week’s Top Events | San Francisco and New York
Although we’re sure you already plan out your entire social life around our stellar calendar of events, we like to highlight our favorites each week. Take a gander below but make sure to check our SF & NY calendars often since they are always being updated. Got an event to submit to the calendar? Send it to events@brokeassstuart.com. Rad

NYC’s SMUT Show Gets TV treatment
By Jonas Barnes Coming up on October 6th & 7th, the man writing this article and the editor of this very website are taping The SMUT Show for a TV pilot. But wait, you haven’t heard of The SMUT Show? Well, first off, how dare you. Second off, you’re in

How Charlottesville and Gamergate are Completely Related
Guest Post by Xennial-in-Chief Breathe. This is for your own good. James Damore said, “I do not support the alt-right.” He said this in response to the revelation that alt-right groups supported him after his firing from Google for writing and posting a 10-page memo on the company’s discussion board. In

This Organic, Natural, Hypoallergenic Screaming Pillow is Perfect 2017
Are you stressed out about the Trump Administration’s attack on women’s reproductive rights? Do you get headaches thinking about what he’s doing to our immigrant communities? Are you having issues stomaching his Climate Change denial? Well luckily for you there is now the Softy Screamer! When your regular pillows are