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Trump to Honor Bone Spur Survivors on Memorial Day
President Donald Trump’s upcoming Memorial Day Speech is said to be honoring the ‘brave men and women who survived their bone spurs’. “Today we honor the brave men and woman afflicted with bone spurs and flat feet in our great country.” “I’m talking about the John Waynes and Bill Clintons

Jesus Never Said Anything About Abortion
Abortion was common during Jesus’s life, and he had nothing to say about it.
Abortion was common when the U.S. Constitution was written, and the founders had nothing to say about it, except for the adoption of British common law, which allowed it up to the sixth month of pregnancy, and abortions after that were considered a misdemeanor, though rarely enforced.

Who Wants to Come to the Premiere of My New Web Series?
Big news folks: I’m releasing a new web series called Shaky Ground! It’s a hilarious comedy lampooning the modern day Bay Area. Whether highlighting the process of interviewing crazy new roommates, or making fun of clueless tech executives looking to “disrupt” industries, Shaky Ground hilariously takes aim at all the

What Mother’s Day is Like When You’re a Sex Worker & a Mom
I gave birth five months ago, and I’m really excited to celebrate my first Mother’s Day with my child. The first one feels special, like I’m suddenly a part of a new club. I’ve been a mother for just a few months, but I’ve been a sex worker for many years.

You Can Now Take ‘Shrooms’ Legally in Denver
Denver Colorado has become the 1st major American city to make tripping on shrooms, legal. It’s not quite Amsterdam just yet though, you won’t be able to walk into a dispensary and buy magic mushrooms, because selling shrooms is not covered in the new law, but you will no longer

How Public Universities Prioritize Wealthy White Students
By Kate Haverston A lot of folks in America and beyond still refuse to believe in the concept of white privilege. Some of them even believe the ‘white man’s’ way of life is under threat, or that he’s somehow become an endangered species in the age of globalization and inclusion.

Thizz Face Spreads Throughout SF Jazz Show
Kiefer’s jazz fusion ensemble from LA took over Brick and Mortar on Thursday night and made everyone make a thizz face while listening. OK not actually a thizz face, but more like that sticky tasting scrunchy face you make when a jazz musician surprises you, grabs hold, and takes you

Too Many Asians Are Coming To NYC
How many times have you gone to a sketch comedy show and thought “This is great but there’s not enough Asians”? Woody Fu has got you covered with his new one man show Too Many Asians. He’s playing everything from all the members of an absurd K-Pop band to his