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Eating My Feelings: Making My Peace with Tomato Paste and How to Make a Great Jambalaya
Welcome to our cooking column Eating My Feelings, where Calvin Amari shows all you broke bastards how to cook great food on the cheap and do it with hilarity. This motherfucker can cook, trust me. He’s a culinary genius. By Calvin Amari How did I end up here? How did I end up as

The Newark Airport is a terrible place. Here are a bunch of funny tweets to prove it.
If only this were true… Yesterday I was stuck in the Newark Liberty Airport (EWR) when my flight was delayed for six hours. The entire airport was using only 1 runway for all take-offs and landings. It was a like a bunch of Jersey stereotypes all thrown into an

Searching for Sports in Hipster-Land: The East Village
Photo from thehorseboxnyc.com If you’re a sports fan like me, I’m sure it happens to you all the time: Your friends are dying to try that new lounge/bistro/dive in [insert newly gentrified NYC neighborhood here] but all you want to do is sit back with a cheap cold one and

Win a Copy of Why I Killed My Best Friend by Amanda Michalopoulou + Drink FREE Wine & Beer
So this posing serves two purposes. The first is to allow you a chance to enter to win a copy of Why I Killed My Best Friend by Amanda Michalopoulou. Wanna win the book? Then enter at the bottom of the post. The second is to tell you about this event

Visit Urban Upbound for FREE Financial Advice in NYC
In “News-That-Hardly-Qualifies-As-News-News”, New York City is still expensive as shit. Expert broke assess show little to no signs of this improving. Due to the financial climate of the city (and your bank account) it is absolutely crucial that you continue to utilize all available services and resources the city

The Saved by the Bell Parody: Bayside! The Musical! In New York!
Photo from baysidethemusical.com As a fan of Saved By the Bell growing up, I can easily remember my mother rolling her eyes every time the audience “woooo-ed” at the palpable, albeit G-rated, sexual tension between characters, or when yet another of Zack’s harebrained schemes failed to come to fruition. My

Dating Without A Voice: Eric Barry Dates With A Jaw Wired Shut (Part 1)
I try to purse my cracked lips open, sputtering through the mesh of teeth and wire. At first it’s just saliva, but then the colors begin to run red. Pressing against the back of my teeth with my tongue, I try to push the refuse through what gaps I can

Late Night Basement Returns with Nick Turner, the Lucas Brothers…and Courtney Love?
Jokes, entertaining interviews, 2-for-1 beers from Heavy Seas brews and shenanigans return to the Pine Box Rock Shop via Late Night Basement with Chris Rose, the best late night talk show in Brooklyn. (That’s a fact, not an opinion.) This month you can expect to catch some jokes from comedian