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This Week’s Events: San francisco + new york
Rad Upcoming SF Events Nothing Lasts Forever: A Solo Show by Eddie Colla THU. 08/06 | 7:00PM – 9:30PM @ 1AM GALLERY Presenting a solo exhibition by Eddie Colla fresh off an extended international tour with his new collection, “Nothing Lasts Forever.” The show revolves around the images Colla has

10 Things That Used to Happen Before Smartphones
Lately, I’ve been romanticizing the pre-cellphone, pre–social media era. You know, the days before smartphones. Remember when friends would just drop by? How rad was that?

The 10 Best Pooping Stories…Maybe Ever
We asked YOU, our kind readers to submit your funniest, most embarrassing pooping stories in hopes of winning the finest bidet on the market. You did not disappoint. We received dozens of stories and selected the very best 10 for your viewing pleasure. WARNING: stories may contain poop…lots of poop.

COMEDIANS YOU SHOULD KNOW: KRIS ACIMOVIC AND LAURA GREY
I got to hang out with comedy duo Kris Acimovic and Laura Grey aka ‘CrazyBitch/CrazyPussy‘ in Union Square a few days ago. These ladies are as funny off the stage as they are on. Their sharp wit and endearing modesty made them an absolute joy to chat with. I came

THIS WEEK’S TOP EVENTS IN SAN FRANCISCO + NEW YORK
RAD UPCOMING SF EVENTS Art the Jewels THU. 7/23- SAT. 8/8 10AM @ 63 Bluxome St. Gallery This is a group show that is playing off of the hip hop duo made up of El-P and Killer Mike, Run the Jewels. After releasing their album RTJ2 the group started

Clueless Tourist Complaints : New York City Edition
Central Park – “Just some grass and trees”
Its just grass, trees, overpriced cafes. Surrounded by buildings in a square. Filmed from a helicopter it might be interesting, but you will not be able unless you have military permission. Booring.

Win a $600 Bidet by Telling us Your Funiest Pooping Story!
Contest winner gets the finest bidet on the market thanks to Brondell, our favorite SF bidet company. Yes really, we are giving away a bidet that attaches to your already existing toilet and squirts water on your butt. It’s amazing. You don’t have to go all the way to Japan

The Funniest/Cutest Craigslist Missed Love Connections in NYC
One of my favorite past times is pursuing the Missed Connections section. It can be funny, heartwarming, scary and everything in between. When I lived in Greenpoint I regularly took the L train. One of my good pals I would refer to it as the Love Train as he always