New York

TONIGHT: NY Magazine’s “Best Comedy Show” Late Night Basement with Chris Rose
Team Broke-Ass would like to congratulate Chris Rose and company for having Late Night Basement named New York Magazine’s “Best Comedy Show.” And tonight you can see why they earned that title! Friday, March 27, the doors of Pine Box Rock Shop will open at 9pm for another installment of Late

Tiny Baby, Tiny Apartment (Part 3): Essential Infant Products for City Life
The baby industry is a total mind-fuck. You love your baby so buy our stroller, they advertise. But somehow they come off more like Buy our stroller or your child will drop out of high school and join Al-Qaeda. So you register for everything. Feels excessive, but you’re vulnerable. Maybe

Broke-Ass Artist of the Week: Jewelry Designer, Rozalyn LeCompte Galyean
Brokeassstuart.com proudly presents the Broke-Ass Artists series where we give our readers an insight to the struggle of some up and coming talent in music and art. This week we have Rozalyn LeCompte Galyean

Your Startup Sucks: In The Bedroom
There are many home appliances that could be “smarter.” Your fridge could lock itself when your high-ass self has no business rooting around in there. Your coffeemaker could adjust the coffee strength based on how hungover you are. Your car could refuse to start, sensing when you’d just waste all

Why It’s Better to Be Broke in Europe than Anywhere Else
Let’s face it, folks. None of us are as rich as we would like to be. Comfortable, yes, and maybe even happy (GASP). But rich…not so much. I realize that this is easy to say that as I am writing on my laptop in Spain. We are all, obviously, real

Spring Broke: Our Top 5 NYC Parties This Month!
It’s Spring Break Broke and you’re stuck here. As I always say, there’s no point of being broke and sober. Here’s some parties you can count on to make the most of it. Brooklyn Night Bazaar This party features live performances, food that is simply incrediballs, mini golf, local merchants

Your Startup Sucks: Ridiculous Shit We Found on Product Hunt
There’s no question apps and websites are changing the world, disrupting shit left and right. Uber and Lyft have made the exciting career of “taxi driver” available to ambitious young people who never dreamed it was possible. Facebook has allowed us to project pure unadulterated hate at more people than

What it’s Like Dating A Sex Addict
Might as Well Face it You’re Addicted to Sex I had sex with a married woman in the backseat of my Boss’s car. She began flicking her tongue between my thighs while my Boss was driving down 6th St. At 8th St. her nipple slid onto my clitoris while a