I don’t have a whole lot of time to write up something witty here because I gotta run out and go to work.  So I’ve pretty much just cut and pasted all the info that the fine folks from the festival sent to me.  If you don’t like that I’m doing

  A penny saved is a beer undrunk tonight, which misleadingly paints Ben Franklin in the ugly light of  the big sopping wet blanket.  Too bad he is a huge baller, rocking hard-partying synapses to come up with incredible discoveries and inventions like the Franklin Stove, which doubled heat output

Kelly from the Indie Mart (which is coming up on June 21st) just informed me of an AWESOME party on Friday.  Timbuk2 is celebrating their 20th anniversary by feeding you, getting you drunk, making you dance, and letting you design some bags!  What the fuck?  Who’s birthday is it again?  Can

I woke up hella early today because I’m house sitting and the cats are unbearable.  Not only do I need to give the 16 year old sack of bones a 50 ml IV drip of saline solution daily, but I also need to wipe her post-shit ass to prevent skidmarks

Let me just get this out of the way now.  Yes, Kelli Rudick used to date Khaki King.  But fucking a chick who’s sold a bunch of records is one the least important things about Kelli.  The important thing is the music.  Good god is it the music! If you

  At the last reggae night at M Lounge we listened to the latest music from the island courtesy a recently returned couple who asked a local to make them a disc.  Nevermind that they were two whitefolk from Jersey, the music was straight Jamaican, which would disappoint fans of

This one comes directly from FuncheapSF.com.  While this is probably open to anyone who just wants a mani and a ‘tini (creeping Jesus!  Did I really just write “mani” and “tini”?), it’s especially targeted for those of you out there who are trying to preggers but can’t seem to do it.

  Today is one of those days where you wake up and curse science for slacking on cloning technology.  Three choices for Grade A Shite.  There are actually infinitie choices for Grade A Shite on almost any night here, but to make my job easier I’ll only catalogue three.  I