Hooray, festival season is finally upon us! This means donning your cutest threads, shuffling around from stage to stage to see three-quarters of a performance, eating food that comes on a stick, and of course paying exorbitant amounts of money on booze. Thankfully there are hidden flasks so you can

The folks at Monarch and Great Northern (where I’m hosting a trivia night on Wednesday) just sent me this really interesting press release. Apparently they are now accepting crypto currency as payment in their clubs. Right now it’s just for bottle service and they are only accepting Bitcoin, Bitcoin Cash, Litecoin,

    The GoFundMe page is right here for this who can’t make it to North Beach this week. North Beach might be my favorite neighborhood. Part of this is because many of SF best bars up are up there. But I also really love it because it actually feels

The news was announced today that professional scumbag Paul Ryan will be retiring from politics once his term is up. This is fantastic for pretty much every American who isn’t a billionaire, considering this piece of shit made a career out of trying to make disenfranchised people like women, minorities,

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! You’ve been there before. It’s a nice sunny day, you’re sitting on a blanket in Dolores Park, a little stoned, a little drunk, having a groovy ol’ time. All of a sudden

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Coffee Passport. There’s no better way to explore SF than to literally drink it in. The SF Coffee Passport is amazing, you get 29 coffee drinks at 29 cafes for $30. It honestly doesn’t get much better than that. How does

I love any opportunity to support the folks who support me, which is why I’m so excited to be doing this Patron of the Week series. From art to activism to non-profits, so many of the people who support Broke-Ass Stuart on Patreon do really wonderful things. And this is

Almost all of us have a story that starts out: This one time I ate WAY too much ganja edibles… For some of us, we have multiple versions of that story. I know I do. In fact, I often describe what happens to me when I eat pot food as “I turn into a puddle of Stuart.”