Ever wonder what kind of nonsense is in my books? Now you can finally know. Here are a few excerpts from Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply in San Francisco and New York.  To order, click the order link! Book Excerpts Buy Online Book Excerpts Buy Online 

Once a week we present Broke-Ass Porn. It’s visually stimulating material for the financially impaired. If this shit doesn’t get you going, you’re not as broke as you thought.

This originally appeared in my book Young, Broke and Beautiful: Broke-Ass Stuart’s Guide to Living Cheaply. We all pay for sex somehow.  Some of us with our time, some of us with our money, and most of us with our dignity.  Since I know you’re severely lacking money and dignity,

Look at those shirts.  Badass right?  Yeah, I love them too.  The thing is I’ve had that design for a number of years now and with all the good things coming up (my new book, my new TV show) I figured it was time to get a little bit more

Not only is Kelly Malone a very good friend of mine and one of my favorite people in the world, she’s also an intregal part of San Francisco’s cultural fabric.  She’s given so much to this city.  Please read below and see how you can help her out. Help us

If you hadn’t heard the good news yet, now you have: I’ve got my very own TV show on IFC and it’s airing on June 24th.  I know you can hardly wait to see it, so here’s a little taster to whet your appetite.  Enjoy!

God damn this is sexy! By nature, being a broke-ass can be quite limiting, especially when it comes to buying things you actually need.  For example, as much you may want one of those amazing looking Dyson vacuum cleaners for your house, you end up getting the used $25 one from the Salvadorian

  Poppy’s is a hidden classic.  It’s the type of old school spot that reminds me of pre-Giuliani New York; it looks as if he forgot to send his gentrification goons to this gritty block.  I get giddy when I find places this hot.  A signed photo of Steve Buscemi